candle🕯️ @candle@witches.town
digital games making person // 27 // enby (they/them, iel/elle) // j'essaie de shitpost en francais // bristol, uk
so tired
YES, I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN. I PLAN TO BE HORNY ON MAIN.
https://tshirtsbot.com/product/yes-i-do-have-a-retirement-plan-i-plan-to-be-horny-on-main/
llooks like this on my phone https://witches.town/media/jdezMgwAUO138eP6DD0
what if the entire universe is just god's superthought? 🤔
even though I don't like white chocolate it isn't bad
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𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘D
gamers on my timeline red alrt
YOU KNOW THESE HAMBURGERS
ARE QUITE SIMILAR TO THE ONES
THEY HAVE AT KRUSTY BURGER
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𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘 𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗
I'VE SIGNED YOUR WAIVER.
THE ANAESTHETIC HAS
TAKEN EFFECT. THE DONOR
IS READY, DOCTOR.
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𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘 𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗
uspol girl, she's been living in her uspol world
THE SPARK IN OUR
MARRIAGE IS GONE
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𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘 𝗠𝗬 𝗪𝗜𝗙𝗘
𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘 𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗
JUST JUMP STRAIGHT
TO UNICODE MISSING
BOXES IN SOLIDARITY
WITH MOBILE USERS
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Getting left out of new memes because your phone doesn't receive unicode updates like
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