Caitlin @c8rz@witches.town

It's fucked up that we used to sleep in two chunks until like the 1700s. It's more fucked up that we forgot that humans used to do that. Like we slept a certain way for literally thousands of years and then we invented gas lamps and gave up

I woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to say hi from me and the owls that live here
I'm going back to bed now

Hannibal, but instead of convincing Will Graham to eat people the entire show is about convincing him to eat laundry pods

If aliens ever ask what our species is like, we're gonna have to say that we made our cleaning products look too delicious and now we can't stop eating them. This is why nobody's made first contact with us, tbh

Part of the problem with the laundry pod things is that they're so much more concentrated than regular detergents. With regular detergent people can spit it out before it causes really major damage, but it's too late if you have a laundry pod in your mouth.

Between the number of children accidentally eating them, the number of adults with dementia eating them, and teens eating them for memes, I do kind of wonder how long it's gonna be before they're just outlawed

I've used Ms as my title since I was old enough to have a preference, but people still default to calling me Miss even though I don't use it and it drives me mad

In like 2006 Panic! At The Disco decided to get rid of the exclamation mark, so my teen friends all called them Panic! At! The! Disco! out of spite until they changed it back. I still think about it sometimes

My advice for the #teens based on a halfheartedly misspent youth:
1. Spit will get blood out of your clothes
2. Please don't eat a laundry pod
3. Everyone who liked emo music in 2007 was legally obligated to own That Boy That Girl by Hadouken!, and if you're into bandom you are not exempt

like this page if you were born in the wrong era
https://witches.town/media/XO0LElgkZG02w7gKFVA

at this point i'm just jealous of all the cool shit jeff knew about in the 90s. he mentioned lesbian detective novels and included zero links, and mentioned a site selling gay temporary tattoos? i want some so much

https://witches.town/media/31eVix_ruYFdaq306kk

i was... honestly planning to take the piss out of this book, but it's charming and kind of moving in equal measure

https://witches.town/media/LQtSS_Dne-IRZII8R4M

i'm actually a lil misty, here

https://witches.town/media/U59NfEDuavkS30kP1p0

surprisingly poignant, yet ominous

https://witches.town/media/Q7S5jUuiGs68R2ncbkA

the mantra of all technoqueers

https://witches.town/media/Nm3zvvGHQtMogcnFOZ8

I'm two pages into Gay and Lesbian Online and it's already worth the effort of signing up for archive.org

https://witches.town/media/etx5pN--mulLOpFSYGA

The Violent Femmes are in blatant breach of trade standards for not containing any cool lesbians at all

I mean, they're really more like amateurnouns if you're not getting them made by the pros