Caitlin @c8rz@witches.town

Channel 4's personalised ads so far have offered me cars and booze
I can't drive and I don't drink. They're doing a pretty bad job!

family are a Lot, sometimes. i kind of want to nap for like a year

Lb: "we threatened the masculinity of participants by showing them a pink gift card" same

Dvorak updates: I can do 60+wpm comfortably and 70 if I try hard! Considering I was at like 10wpm in August I'm pretty proud of myself. Excited to try and get to 100!

Extremely jealous of people who can wear skirts without getting feelings about their gender

Koyaanisqatsi makes such good use of its soundtrack. The sped up footage of people doing the same thing over and over is complemented so nicely by Glass's soundtrack, which also does the same thing over and over but builds into something bigger.

It's really lovely, and I wholeheartedly recommend it if you're up for an 80s art film!

tooting at 5am on christmas about how i'll fight the queen. we're getting niche here tonight.

he doesn't even have a fucking SEAT. he lost it!! he fucked up so bad that he lost a seat he'd held for 12 fucking years! what possible part of that could justify him being knighted. UTTER wank, c'mon.

i can't find a decent source for clegg getting a fucking knighthood, but... lmao. what did he do??? what could he possibly have done to deserve one. jesus christ. please be the mail making shit up. i will fight the goddamn queen if i have to.

Any feeling I had of being good with computers has now been obliterated by having to hunt and peck because I can't remember how typing in QWERTY works any more

I like Linux so far but for some reason it won't let me switch between Dvorak and QWERTY? If I have anything other than Dvorak enabled it just puts me straight into QWERTY and I can't change it at all. >:?

I cannot believe how fast this is? My laptop is literally 8.5 years old and it's running faster than it did when I got it. What.

I installed Linux!! It actually worked! Now I have to figure out how to make the fans stop blaring 24/7 because I accidentally broke one of the temperature monitors in my laptop lol

Merry Christmas, mastodon <3

I'm trying to install Linux for the first time! It's nice to have new, exciting computer problems instead of my boring old ones

It's just so frustrating to see people complain about the ~q slur~. Like, you literally cannot call yourself something that a homophobic straight person hasn't used as an insult. It doesn't exist. If that's your criteria for naming your identity, you're kind of fucked, because even if you spent a decade picking the exact right words nobody had ever insulted, some dickhead on Reddit would immediately take the piss out of them, sorry.

It bugs me so much when people complain about the word "queer" being a slur, as if straight people aren't going to use anything we call ourselves as an insult. I've never seen anyone complain about the word "gay", despite the fact that I grew up with it being used as a synonym for "bad".

There will always be people who use the words we call ourselves as insults, as long as there are people who find what we are insulting. Let people call themselves what they want

I love PC gaming, but it is very much a sometimes treat for me, otherwise I end up spending like three straight days on my computer

Hiveswap is extremely charming and I am enjoying it a lot!