Me: oh man, I'm so relaxed! Now to just check Twitter before I go to sleep! Nothing could possibly go wrong
Why do all my pocket camp villagers just want squid. It's the only thing they ask for. Ceaseless piles of squid
also my hair is getting really long in the back and i think i'm gonna have to cut it soon. I've never cut my own hair before! excited to look like a twat by mistake
food, lewdish Afficher plus
1,000,092 accounts
+106 in the last hour
+1,614 in the last day
+8,565 in the last week
1,015 active instances
It's so close to 1 million users on Mastodon! I'm p sure we're gonna hit it today. Exciting!
also i asked my mum if she could get me a blanket to cover the ruins of my desk chair, and she got me a really fancy one. i am slightly overwhelmed with both the gesture and how nice this blanket is
It's like 6 months til the next Eurovision, and I'm already excited about it
I'm up to 55wpm in Dvorak now! Really happy with it. I want to get up to 100wpm comfortably, since I used to be able to do that in QWERTY
Update: slept before 6am, AND woke up before noon! I am KING of beating insomnia
Really, really hoping I can sleep before 6am today. I believe in myself
I made a wire, bc people here keep mentioning it. I'm @c8rz over there too, if anyone wants to add me!
Is there anything that ppl outside America can do to help with the net neutrality stuff? I'm in the UK and want to help, if possible!
menstruation, pain Afficher plus
I should probably go to bed because it's like half four in the goddamn morning. Winter is bad sometimes