And that is to say nothing of Android, where a new device needs to be bought every two years if you want to keep it up to date, which is kind of ridiculous! (Or at least, this was the case when I used android. Maybe it's changed since then - I wouldn't know)

Apple have a metric shitton of problems in the way they build their devices and the way they treat their customers, but they are easy to use. If you can't even see why other people would want that, I feel like you're kind of out of touch.