I have about 20 hours available for new projects. I'm a graphic designer and web developer, so I LOVE building end to end projects. From ideation to deployment.
I have a thing for Node (it's awesome), but I'm very comfortable working with Wordpress was well.
I'm specifically looking for other creatives to work with (writers, illustrators, photographers) but I'm always open to an interesting idea.
For deets, check out https://thetwelfth.house/work
Told both children that I was changing their names to Okra Farts.
6yo: No?
Me, trying not to laugh: Yeah.
6yo: No? Why?
How I get the 3yo to blow big into a tissue: "The power of fire bending comes from the breath."
OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN your girlfriend!
That's a lotta dots, y'all.
Mornin', y'all. 🌇
Some highlights of my day so far:
The 6yo and 3yo deciding that "high fiving" themselves in the face is hilarious and good to do. A lot.
The 3yo singing the Imperial March, but with "meow".
Been busy today and mostly radio silent. But I hope you're having a great day. 💖
This evening's brainstorming session: A flying (rotors), amphibious, submersible shark car.
Got a note and a picture from the 3yo's teacher: "Used paper... giraffe art... blah blah. Used the color yellow to make the face parts." And I'm like 🤔
GET EQUIPPED WITH
COLOR YELLOW
Dragoncember is good, but keep this in mind for 2018:
Smaugust
this procedurely generated harry potter chapter is so good http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html
Guuten Morgen, Hexen und Hexer.
I lied my real favorite meme genre is dogs being stuck in things and looking so very proud of themselves about it
https://glitch.social/media/QHB9WYBcIjun4D6W1lM https://glitch.social/media/4Z-zRjOLCseDc2q_3is https://glitch.social/media/5mPhHMGp923UIFcWctE https://glitch.social/media/ifoeT430QWEEADMGNmQ
This is my mech, DAY OLD MEMES.
Hey friends, I'm looking for a development job in or near Austin, TX, or Remote.
I have experience in Rust, Elixir, Ruby primarily, but I've also worked in Python, Elm, Java, C, and C++, and have knowledge of HTML, JavaScript, CSS, and SQL.
Here's my github: https://github.com/asonix
If you could boost this around, that would be super cool.
There's a random Windows machine near my desk hooked up to a giant fuck-off monitor. My teammate asked why we had Bing up on there. The browser was just open to the default homepage or whatever. I figured, as long as we're gonna have random ads in the corner of the room... and loaded joinmastodon.org.
Mornin', y'all. 🌇
I have set up to get a haircut after work. I am so bad about setting stuff like this up. It's been, like, 8 months and I am too scruffy. For context, I normally get my hair cut with the #2 trimmer guard, so where I am now as a percentage of where I like to be at is ✨ridiculous✨!
GET EQUIPPED
WITH
TIRED DUDE