✨Ben Hamill✨ @benhamill@witches.town

@guerrillarain I didn't want to interrupt for anyone point, but I wanted to say that I see you and I'm sorry this happened to you and I appreciate your willingness to share and talk about it.

@Ashrand Oh wow. That frogmouth is definitely a top competitor in the ridiculous muppet category. Not so much in the terrifying category, though. Great suggestion!

@snoot Hmm. Muppet, check. Giant, check. Hilarious, check. Terrifying, nope. However, this is a good point. I wonder, though: Is Big Bird actually young, or is he incalculably old and wise and kind, making him young at heart?

@gcupc Some chickens are ALSO hilarious, terrifying boys like shoebills are. This is at least a good argument for runner up.

Shoebills are the best bird.

Change my mind.

@nightpool …

@Gargron @Vann Oh you are in for a wold of delight.

When you go to a con and are too polite to reject handshakes, in order to avoid getting sick, apply Interactive Cream liberally to your hands.

@bea 😩

Please can we make "Interactive Cream" a meme?

Interactive Crmeme?

@Cocoron @shel This is much better than the competing joke, "can'tpitalism". 😜

Spotted some wholesome chalk graffiti walking across the pedestrian bridge during my team's stand up today.
https://witches.town/media/-5KYGe1Hihew1XAHB5A
https://witches.town/media/3pUOPe32ckM90JOyHG4
https://witches.town/media/gsueBb6Czr2ZuMlDiBg
https://witches.town/media/Y2rzFdi6_ZRvA2wM274

@shel What does that even mean? Poorly designed survey questions are hyper annoying.