Instead, it's like, "Saw the bewbs move dewd. Low key high five so she doesn't notice, breaux. I'm p sure she's not wearin' a bra any more! And that makes me think about SEX! Sex is GOOD!" or whatever. I just... ugh.

Stuff like this is just rare enough that I sort of forget it's A Thing™ while I'm wondering who killed who and why and all that and then it sort of pops out of nowhere like this and I'm like, "Damnit, Morgan! Again!?!? Read smut on your own time!"