Y'all. I just (minorly) hurt myself in the most improbable, clumsy-ass way. I can't even describe it. The serotonin from laughing more or less completely overrode the pain.
@imara It's hard to describe. I managed to put my hand under my knee when jumping up on something and brought the full weight of my body down on it. That's sort of lossy and doesn't make it sound as improbable as it was.
@benhamill You're a treasure :'D Hope you aren't hurting for long, man