INTERIOR, EVENING
An Italian food restaurant where kids' meals come with a free xsmall gelato.
6yo: Did I eat enough for ice cream?
Me: Yes, but you need to wait until the rest of us finish, so we can do it together.
6yo: But I want ice cream.
Me: I know. You need to exercise patience.
6yo: YOU need to exercise giving ME a CHANCE.

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Points for audacity, I guess. But we still waited until everyone else was done before getting ice cream. #DadOps