have you considered that delicious member of the graminaceous plants, oa— *is yanked offstage by a cane and then replaced*

—rye

BRING BEFORE ME WHAT IS MINE
THE SEVEN EARS OF RYE

@kel nice try purple thing

@chara maybe if I'd said "sorghum" instead...or "millet"

@kel @chara Corn doesn't grow well in central Texas, so this time of year we have "corn" mazes that are actually sorghum mazes.

@chara @benhamill "the sorghum's as high as an elephant's eyyye..." they don't still CALL them "corn mazes" do they?

@kel @chara Often with a "maize" pun as well, yes. I think just because people aren't as familiar with wtf sorghum is.