@chuckwendig I'm getting coffee #1 and my bearded dragon is mad at me. A+ start so far, would morning again
@chuckwendig He's hibernating, so it's a real risk when he finally wakes up to poop on Christmas day
@aslevjal @chuckwendig To be fair bearded dragons are almost always mad or at least grumpy-looking.
@aslevjal Will the dragon eat you y/n