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re-introduction*

I'm a witchy trans lady, tabletop rpg nerd, femslash enthusiast

this is mostly a place for chill community to recover from doing intensive activism things all day irl that I don't talk about because pseudonymity is important to me

mutuals can hug and pet me without asking; I'm a cuddly fangbeast

I want to see art of cute ladies and enbies holding hands, making out, and being badasses

and chat about witcheing, RPGs, femslash, feels and learn about y'all and be sparkle magic friends

this place reminds me I'm not alone when irl peeps don't share my values

* no hashtag because I don't want to be discovered by hashtag tyvm

Florist put thistles in a bouquet i think? and I'm into it.

Like... I'm hardy, widely detested, pretty in my way, thorny and dangerous

"Nettle" would be a pretty name

Reasons so far i almost gave up otw to friend's bday:
* couldn't find necklace i want to wear
* got on wrong bus
* v long wait to unfuck my transit situation

But i have a nicely-wrapped present for her and she's a good friend. I can do it despite trivial to modest setbacks!

Oops, these cuties almost wiped out my players' party of first level characters and turned them all into slimes.

5e characters are sooo squishy at level 1...
https://witches.town/media/0cXwndty5ZqN2kRwYqk

Train fact: Unstoppable Force by the Doubleclicks is an amazing song that involves trains

(Can be a great breakup song, too]

tired: he/him/his
wired: hehehe/hmm/hiss

which is to say, tenor/alto I *think*

Weird specific question:
Recommendations for female vocalists who sing in the 150-180 Hz range?

Relevant to mastodon's interests:

I used to have a job mind-controlling furry creatures to have sex with brain-altering chemicals

for science

Done. Only cried a little.

First appointment was just an assessment - another month wait for first voice therapy session it turns out

https://witches.town/media/IsYZxotAmf2beaSzpgc

This friendly monster is keeping me company now
https://witches.town/media/EKa6slJyD9PC8kvZ9Voy

"What to expect: we will judge you for having a deep voice and not fixing it all on your own without professional help

Love, the brainweasels"

Finally have insurance that will cover part of the cost of voice training. Waiting in office for first appointment and so nervous

Eeeeeeeeeek

Is RWBY any good, mastofriends?

Last night dream:

My Ex: My name is "Word" now.
Me: Like Microsoft Word?
Ex: *horrified* Oh no...

must not ask for more femslash reading recommendations when I have a foot-high stack of reading material to get through already...

but actually always send me femslash recommendations. smut or not, both good

tfw people say fite me and you just want to pounce and squish them and not actually argue about whatever they just said

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Four witches (and two cats) find ourselves hundreds of years in the future. Humanity is clawing its way back from a world-shattering apocalypse.

Even the animals have changed. Familiar creatures are slightly different. Sleeker. Deadlier.

But we witches come to a large town, and the locals welcome us. It seems food is plentiful and we have some unusual skills. I agree to build clocks.

There are some bad locals & little dream side-plots, not serious setbacks.

Then, at dinner, someone shows us a poster made of crinkly plastic. It mentions the Witches of District Five.

There are still witches from our District in this world? We have to find them!

I was watching a nature documentary with the gf and it talked about thermal ocean vents.

TV: "Here, a whole ecosystem of life exists completely cut off from the sun."

GF: "It's you!"

🖤

Everyone read The Scorpion Rules by Erin Bow right now

So good! And recall that i hate literally everything!