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re-introduction*

I'm a witchy trans lady, tabletop rpg nerd, femslash enthusiast

this is mostly a place for chill community to recover from doing intensive activism things all day irl that I don't talk about because pseudonymity is important to me

mutuals can hug and pet me without asking; I'm a cuddly fangbeast

I want to see art of cute ladies and enbies holding hands, making out, and being badasses

and chat about witcheing, RPGs, femslash, feels and learn about y'all and be sparkle magic friends

this place reminds me I'm not alone when irl peeps don't share my values

* no hashtag because I don't want to be discovered by hashtag tyvm

I just asked my brain what kind of animal I am and it replied "FANGBEAST" which is rad

I wasn't entirely convinced by this answer, but I do remember being incredibly pleased when my dentist exclaimed "oh! her teeth are so *pointy*!"

*pointysmile*

me: I learned a new word from the french witches: "testicules"

gf: sounds like a pokemon

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"zygotes, I choose you!"

I can't believe I have to eat *every* *single* *day*

Dream: I was a group of three people with animal forms and animal-ear-human forms. We were fighting an angry tentacle unicorn. It would charge and headbutt, and then it's head would detach and fly around screaming.

I realized that it was the body of an old beloved stuffed animal that had been decapitated and grown a new, angry head. We talked about this and it broke down crying about being abandoned.

But I'd been carrying the old head all along, because I still loved it

You are great, all of you. Witchy gay sparkle blessings for everyone!

I am running around doing stressful things today and am running out of oomph. Pictures of cute animals plz?

for one thing, why am I not a spaceship

Sometimes I feel like I showed up and took over this dude's life, like:

"You're doing it wrong! Move over!"

and then he was in the passenger seat and I was like "NO MOVE OVER FURTHER" and kicked him out the passenger door

and I'm trying to pilot this life back to where I think it should be but it got way off track

I pretended to be a guy this weekend for complicated and obnoxious reasons and confused the gender muggles

I got "she" from one person, another directed me to the ladies' room. Then they were confused and 'corrected' themselves, with a look of consternation.

One asked if I was an artist or a fashion designer.

lol, messing with the cistem

Omg someone on the subway has a stroller shaped like a shark maw! I feel a witchy kinship.

"Plucked from a shark's mouth" is a good origin for a sea witch

Subtitle: <sexy mooing>

Dream: so I started fencing again, and the instructor got me alone with another dude and started shaving my hair and gloated that he'd killed my father

So I tossed him in the bathroom, slugged the accomplice, then nailed the bathroom door shut, LIT THE BUILDING ON FIRE, and peaced out to this nice moonlit beach by a cliff

I'm pretty sure that dude represented the patriarchy 🔥🏠🔥