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soft bitch on the front lines ✨ she ✨ queer/trans/glitterwitch ✨ aprrrl@toot.cat is my familiar ✨ EN/fr(un peu)/jp(jouzu ja nai) ✨ ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) fangbeast rar ✨ nobots ✨ if we're mutuals: yeshugs yespets ✨ here for that queer shit ✨ follow requests welcome
queer sparkle blessings for all new witches ✨💖✨💖✨
mmm such a
good
bankie
zzzzzzzzzzz
My human is a good witch
She conjured me a new warm fuzzy bankie for naptime
https://toot.cat/media/pl20-DybDqL2M7_Y4nQ
Long ago, the instances lived together in harmony.
Then everything changed when the Goatse Nation attacked.
all is love in the sabbath
there was no doom
Doom Witch will relax
If I could choose just the federated servers I wanted to follow at the account level, I would absolutely fly over to the federation regularly, though
tbh I almost never watch the Federated feed
sometimes my familiar wanders out there, but... meh?
@aprrrl Witches.fleet would be amazing! Fleet of Fog vessels are extremely high tech boats, but there's been lots of discourse among what fanbase there is for the series, we've all but proven their vessels are very likely space-worthy. They maneuver via jet thrusters and every vessel is sealed tight enough to survive at the bottom of the ocean with no risk of leak. I'd love to be a mental model with a space-faring vessel!
I have to be real, if I ever do become a spaceship probably my entire crew will be cats
uplifted cats, maybe
definitely cats though
My grandmother is a legit witch
She survived an abusive husband and raised four children on her own. She's always been a beacon of love and warmth and FUN
And taught me most of what I know about magic
I'm going to write her a card today
In my experience people who want to be furniture are the most boring bottoms but I would definitely* read a fic about a really engaging furniture kink person
*maybe
Welcome new witches!
Bienvenue les nouvelles sorcieres!
If I say something hard to translate, it might be California millennial slang. Always feel free to ask
Si je dis quelquechose de difficile a comprendre, peutetre c'est slang d'une millennialle Californique. On peut me demander d'expliquer
I'm sorry if I alarmed people -- no trolls yet, I'm just getting ready for the witching hour!
(With both good vibes for welcoming new witches and fierce vibes just in case) https://witches.town/media/IXvGc23SZdODjMilebk https://witches.town/media/u7S72eKBfGW4pNsu06w
"What are you doing this morning?"
"Defending Witches Town from trolls."
"Oh, that sounds fun! What game?"
"Um... real life?"
@candle Fun fact: balls & dicks, and *most* slang words referring to them, are feminine. :<
Although the *technical* terms for them (penis & testicles) are masculine... so I really don't know why all the slang went the other way, but: there we are.
French gender can be subversive, too. %D