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It's been a zillion years since I ran a traditional RPG like D&D. I've been running story games with a lot more player input, and a focus on story, not simulation.

We're about to get started and my players are asking "How does X work? Who lives in this blank spot on the map? etc." and I'm like... why don't we wait and see what the story needs? Why make all that up in advance?

But it's fair to ask, too. They're making characters and want more to work with, while I want to define truths about the world to work well with their ideas.

I'm out of practice!

(yes, this is the game where furbolds and dracobolds used to get along and then mean dragons took over)

When I eat concord grapes my urine smells like fucking grape juice. It's the opposite of asparagus. I feel like a fucking unicorn shitting ice cream. Concord grapes are magical

girlfriend to me: "you have the weirdest pregnancy nose!"

(not pregnant)

wait borbs and birbs are NOT the same thing

Once again, I can make delicious food, but I poisoned myself and/or made a mess

ate a deadly but delicious pizza!

also cocoa powder EVERYWHERE

not to mention the salad avalanche that buried me this morning

I am such a witch

@McMemeBot !order 4 actually lewd

"Oh gods I'm covered in salad!"

Unexpected free time, but it's very easy to decide what to do with free time during the day: sleep until blessed darkness returns.

I've made four good, solid, emotional-support-and-fun friends in the past three years since moving to the SF Bay Area, who have then moved away. Two in the past week.

I'm feeling tired of putting in all that work and then being left without any local friend support. Kind of hopeless.

I don't think there's anything I can do differently?

But maybe I could be better about staying connected to long-distance friends.

Hahahaha evidently millennials are killing "breastaurants" like Hooters because of "a lack of interest in breasts": http://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-are-killing-list-2017-8

I was thinking of going off my anxiety meds

hahahahaha no, not going to do that. ouf today is hard for no reason

also during the RPG one of the characters had their 18th birthday and their cousin was bitten in half by a dragon in the middle of giving a toast

I'm still a mess tho

yesterday I did good! I made a birthday cake shaped like the Death Star, I ran an RPG, and I ran some Imperial Assault for the birthday girl (and murderated them hard. I won't go easy on you, even on your birthday)

"Let's test you for sludgy blood!"
ew

"Oh no actually you're anemic (the opposite)"
yay?

"Nope"
but my iron's good

"yeah red blood cells are weird and I forget how it all works but eat more vegetables, that's always good"
k

*kale kale kale*