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**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** · 13 avr. 2017, 23:07

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**Kimiko-obasan ✨** @Kimiko_0 · 13 avr. 2017, 23:07

@aprrrl I think パオ is also used (=elephant sound, if I'm not mistaken).

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 22:26

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 22:26

"toot" は日本語でなんと言いますか?

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 22:19

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 22:19

#knuckletats

BEES ????

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**yatchi** @yatchi@mastodon.social · 13 avr. 2017, 18:06

let's learn some japanese phrases!

Mastodonへようこそ！
Mastodon-e youkoso!
Welcome to Mastodon!

はじめまして！
Hajimemashite!
Nice to meet you! [for the first time]

よろしくお願いします！
Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Nice to meet you! [Please treat me well!]

一緒にパオりましょう！
Issho ni paorimashou!
Let's toot together!

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**ebeth** @ebeth · 13 avr. 2017, 21:14

@aprrrl @AylaDoC it was definitely around before CAH. i think people probably picked it up from arrested development? but who knows, it could be even older because as noted above bees are inherently great and deserve all their little bee memes

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**Louve** @Louvelune · 13 avr. 2017, 20:54

@aprrrl Mais si les six saucissons sont secs, c'est six fois plus sauvage à siffler! :D

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**Louve** @Louvelune · 13 avr. 2017, 20:56

@NuitsDeChine @aprrrl Ces six saucissons-ci sont six sous chacun. :<

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**Nuits de Chine (MOVED)** @NuitsDeChine · 13 avr. 2017, 20:56

@aprrrl Ces soixante-six saucissons-ci sont-ils saisis sans soucis ?

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** · 13 avr. 2017, 20:55

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**@Lord** @lord@octodon.social · 13 avr. 2017, 20:55

@aprrrl Si six scies scient six cyprés, alors, six cent six scies scient six cent six cyprés.
#hardcore_french
It means :
If 6 saws saw 6 cypress, then, 606 saws would saw 606 cypress.

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 20:52

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 20:52

In grade school French class, they taught us a virelangue about soixante-six saucissons

Does anyone know it? Google has some other ones with six but that is only 1/11th as many saucissons!

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**ɔnɹʇs∀ ʎpu∀** @andyAstruc@mastodon.social · 13 avr. 2017, 20:43

@AylaDoC @aprrrl I feel everyone knows bees are inherently amazing and meme/jokeworthy. Look at their fat little butts!

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 20:43

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 20:43

Merci tout mes sorcieres -- maintenant moi et les abeilles, nous sommes amies. 💖🐝

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 20:40

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 20:40

I feel subjinxed but honestly do people even know about the BEES? meme?

I thought it was an in-joke from something silly I said once and then there was a cards against humanity card and now I'm so confused

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 20:39

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 20:39

Au secours! Est-ce quelqu'un connait le magie contre les abeilles?

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 20:35

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 20:35

ABEILLES?

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**Luna** @Mawloc · 13 avr. 2017, 19:33

#WhippingGirl Afficher plus

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 19:35

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 19:35

Magic humor

https://witches.town/media/RjYhIKpd-zigs-9-7Uk

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** · 13 avr. 2017, 19:23

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**Louve** @Louvelune · 13 avr. 2017, 19:23

/!\ Warning witches (and federated people), @goth1856 is posting bloody cadavers (and severed body parts...) without any tag - or comment other than "ew, this is bad".

Block them until @Alda comes back to deal with them, or you'll see those charming - and utterly unhelpful to anybody victim of the violence they pretend to be denouncing - all over your TLs. >.<

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**Val.function** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · 13 avr. 2017, 14:44

Social Media Afficher plus

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 17:55

**ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) -> glitch.soc** @aprrrl · 13 avr. 2017, 17:55

Does anyone else forget sometimes that straight people exist?

Day three of hanging out with femslashers, someone was saying "don't fall for straight people!"

And I thought... is that really a thing? Are straight people real?

I mean, last time I fell for a "straight" person she turned out not-so-straight... :nail_care:

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