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soft bitch on the front lines ✨ she ✨ queer/trans/glitterwitch ✨ aprrrl@toot.cat is my familiar ✨ EN/fr(un peu)/jp(jouzu ja nai) ✨ ƪ(`▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿▿´ƪ) fangbeast rar ✨ nobots ✨ if we're mutuals: yeshugs yespets ✨ here for that queer shit ✨ follow requests welcome
@aprrrl I assume you've read this piece, which gives me life, cleared up my complexion, and caused flowers to grow around me? #purple_heart
https://medium.com/mammon-machine-zeal/your-asshole-dads-castle-is-back-again-2623a02f0cb0
and yes, I did get that bracelet and dress for Alucard cosplay... still budgeting for a red trenchcoat :D
I've been upping my gothy warlock look each level, but at the finale next session I hope to renounce my Old One patron and wrap up Leona's arc of personal struggle with corruption. So, bright colors next time?? I might own some bright colors...
D&D update: I got over my crush on the party monk and met an NPC who might know how to cure zombie plague and is also a total babe. New crush.
Also I might not have to sell my soul to the Old Ones to save my family? That's a plus
Witches of the United States, let's protect net neutrality!
Step 1: https://dearfcc.org -- tell the FCC why NN is important to you!
Step 2: If you have any republican senators, tell them the same thing. They're the ones the FCC chair cares about
me: I feel nauseous...
brain: well, what did you eat?
me: uhh...
brain: *did* you eat?
me: I ate a lot of gummy bears during D&D last night?
I've been too busy to post much lately, but I love you all and i keep half an eye on the tootstream to see how you're all doing!
And one day I SHALL RETURN IN FORCE
Y'all I think I found secret plans from COBRA on the sidewalk. What do I do?
I figured out who the ultimate villains have to be in a Korra / Star Wars mashup:
The Prequelists
Inspired by "Captain Picardigan" from Her Universe:
LCARdiganS
Cardigadassians
The Cardigite Maneuver
Me: hates how years ago people thought I was a tease for wanting to be friends with women I wasn't romantic with
Also me: why doesn't *everyone* have a crush on me~~~~~~
Basically all shall love me and despair
It's kind of nice the pharmacy woman keeps asking if I have another name I prefer, but srsly pharmacy company I know you sell customer info, so you can just use my legal name. You're not my friend, you don't get to know any of my real names
My familiar guards my hoard in a game of Red Dragon Inn. I obviously am playing Dierdre the Moon Priestess :moon: https://witches.town/media/aVI0gbk_YtAshxdtWYQ
I am seriously tempted, but I just can't afford it
I will have to settle for putting up tentacle wall decals around my IKEA furniture...
when you visit my house in witches town, this is what the furniture looks like:
me: "I don't have a sofa yet but my living room is like a ball pit of stuffed animals. It's really comfortable"
friend: "we should make a fort! like a come-fort"
me: 😳
Omg coming up behind me in the city and whacking my bag is not a good greeting
It is a good way to lose your face tbh
Stopped hand within 2" of friend's face
Yeesh
Fuck you tarot deck that four of swords was way too real
trans stuff/making stuff???????????? Afficher plus
@aprrrl rising from the grave is a recurrent process. Living people think it happens once but really you're gonna be brushing grave dirt off for the whole afterlife.