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I just asked my brain what kind of animal I am and it replied "FANGBEAST" which is rad

I wasn't entirely convinced by this answer, but I do remember being incredibly pleased when my dentist exclaimed "oh! her teeth are so *pointy*!"

*pointysmile*

me: I learned a new word from the french witches: "testicules"

gf: sounds like a pokemon

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"zygotes, I choose you!"

I can't believe I have to eat *every* *single* *day*

Dream: I was a group of three people with animal forms and animal-ear-human forms. We were fighting an angry tentacle unicorn. It would charge and headbutt, and then it's head would detach and fly around screaming.

I realized that it was the body of an old beloved stuffed animal that had been decapitated and grown a new, angry head. We talked about this and it broke down crying about being abandoned.

But I'd been carrying the old head all along, because I still loved it

You are great, all of you. Witchy gay sparkle blessings for everyone!

I am running around doing stressful things today and am running out of oomph. Pictures of cute animals plz?

for one thing, why am I not a spaceship

Sometimes I feel like I showed up and took over this dude's life, like:

"You're doing it wrong! Move over!"

and then he was in the passenger seat and I was like "NO MOVE OVER FURTHER" and kicked him out the passenger door

and I'm trying to pilot this life back to where I think it should be but it got way off track

I pretended to be a guy this weekend for complicated and obnoxious reasons and confused the gender muggles

I got "she" from one person, another directed me to the ladies' room. Then they were confused and 'corrected' themselves, with a look of consternation.

One asked if I was an artist or a fashion designer.

lol, messing with the cistem

Omg someone on the subway has a stroller shaped like a shark maw! I feel a witchy kinship.

"Plucked from a shark's mouth" is a good origin for a sea witch

Subtitle: <sexy mooing>

Dream: so I started fencing again, and the instructor got me alone with another dude and started shaving my hair and gloated that he'd killed my father

So I tossed him in the bathroom, slugged the accomplice, then nailed the bathroom door shut, LIT THE BUILDING ON FIRE, and peaced out to this nice moonlit beach by a cliff

I'm pretty sure that dude represented the patriarchy 🔥🏠🔥