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@aprrrl future historians will thank you for your chronicling of the timeline leading up to the rise of Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism
2011: adopt trans label
2012: present femme sometimes
2013: start seeking hormones, out to friends and some co-workers, laser hair removal begins
2014: full-time
2015: finally get hormones, join queer street gang
2016: gendered correctly by strangers; male fail; boobs
2017: join a coven
20XX: Witches.Fleet launches into space, a coven of queer spaceships and passengers/crew, many of which are cats
the main collaborator lieutenants of the sinister dragons are:
* a scaly kobold queen and king
* a sphinx catwoman
* a dwarf who SHAVED HER BEARD OFF with the rest of her hair!!! the shame
since we're talking about kobolds today
i doodled this a couple years ago, based on a scene from a DnD campaign i was running with friends. the adventure book had this area set up as a battle, but my friends decided to try the diplomatic approach... well, some of them, anyway. https://cybre.space/media/BqXzcVEDCKyx7D64oa8
The pupper kobolds and the drakobolds used to live in harmony
everything changed when the dragon tyrants attacked
they despise hair, and they favor the scaly kobolds above all other sapients in the realm
already the collaborators among the mammal races shave every inch of their bodies to appease the dragons
how long until they come for your fur!?
blushing.... kobolds
the power of your drakobold love has melted my ice-witchy heart
@aprrrl it would end in hugs
Isk's probably still my favorite character of all time. Slayer Kobold. Party was dealing with some mindcontrolled cultists. One passed a reflex roll to escape a fireball, which was Isk breaking out of control for self preservation. She'd been a manipulative 'jokester' in the party since.
https://awoo.space/media/91U2l5Bra4iPHSKcKxE https://awoo.space/media/GsVlrgwo2bcnn1SyFOA
as long as I'm being an old nerd, I loved when tieflings could canonically look like any damn thing and there was even a table of random tiefling weirdness.
My first tiefling was basically a nekomimi rogue with tiger stripes and a tail =^.^=
(we're playing through Hoard of the Dragon Queen, the first 5e published adventure)
More about my character:
Tarxala is a blue dragonborn priestess of Hlal, the dragon goddess of stories, laughter, and freedom.
She's not just in it for the Hlulz, though. As a hatchling, she was captured by the cult of Tiamat the evil dragon goddess and branded with their symbol on her thigh, told she was one of the Chosen Ones who would herald Tiamat's return.
She slept with the son of the half-dragon cult leader and became gravid with an egg. But it wasn't fertile, so the leader turned it into a scrambled egg communion sacrament.
Tarxala fled one stormy night, Hlal saved her, and she made it to Waterdeep and joined up with a monster girl street gang.
artist scribbly interpretation. egg not presented. https://awoo.space/media/mXvN9EK7vcAYTB5hXgE
my dragonborn character does not have boobs but I don't judge scaly boobs. boobs are good
she has wide hips and a looooooong serpentine waist
if I were good at drawing I would draw her sleeping curled up around the base of a big dragon egg she found and got attached to
boost if your kobolds are cute yappy little dog people and not little dragon folx
Today in my bag I have a pirate ship and a life-sized facsimile of an undead turkey (from necro-Thanksgiving)
It's happening! Coven Night with tarot and a bubbling cauldron of delicious food
Omg I have a RL friend who wants to start a coven with me!
We both have a pretty agnostic approach to mysticism. For instance, I love tarot as a tool for getting me to think about things in new ways. The magic of divination and ritual for me is in the way they rearrange information, emotion, and perspective.
Any suggestions for where to start? I think what we're trying to get out of it is deeper connection to each other, to ourselves, and exploring our connection to the world
Well, until there's better photo privacy y'all will just have to make do with pseudonymous boobs :-P
In lighter news, I saw a recording of myself speaking at an event and I actually though I looked and sounded really good! I've been insecure about my voice but it was super feminine and I even liked my mannerisms! This is a really nice 'first' to have and it makes me wonder how long I've been needing to update my understanding of how I sound