custom birdsite emojis for brands are so gross
ffs, surgery, violence Afficher plus
I'm excited for MLP to mean "My Little Pony" again
I have been a
* swordfighting ballerina
* bondage gear leathercrafter
* mind control scientist
I don't really do any of those things anymore
but if my life were an anime I would ballet-swordfight against capitalist white patriarchy and tie people up and make them gay social justice anarchists
Q: Qu'est-ce que Mastodon a mangé dans le restaurant québecois?
A: Pouetine
tfw you had a long office dream and THEN monday begins
Bunny RPG was fun!
I was a boastful, young doe bunny who would take any dare and was super competitive (especially with my crush)
I learned that I am a bad furry and don't know how bunnies seduce each other, so I just jumped my crush when he needed to stop talking.
"you're at your best when you don't talk"
*other buck tries to continue argument about what to do*
"'no talking' applies to you, too! just go do it. we're BUSY"
okay! off to play board games or possibly an RPG about being bunnies? (The Warren)
laterz
re salsapocalypse:
kitty forgave me and is purring on my lap
tired: me
...
that is all
@aprrrl the holy grail
"I bet I can make a joke about something gold and Christianity..."
*doesn't know enough about Christinanity to even have the right words to google for artifacts in Christian mythology*
(the more specific the better...)
I'm doing pretty well today, tbh, I'm just mega-sleepy, possibly due to meds?
mostly when I'm feeling down I just need people to say I'm good, even in a small way, or the things I do matter
not that most of you know the things I do...
new tights day one and they're already bloodstained but this is why I wear dark clothes
i'm ok
Is it a good idea to flee to France?
Est-que c'est une bonne idée de déménager des États-Unis à la France?
May the Fourth Be With You
#cutewitches
Why, in 2017, do I still have to deal with sunlight?
Everything fun this week is getting canceled leaving just work and draining commitments!