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re last week's wondering if there were women-led actual play RPG podcasts: I found a bunch by The Misscliks (none that are all women or enbies, tho).

and I learned that listening to actual play just makes me really wish I were playing and is not my thing :)

Soon after arriving in Rivendell, Merry is murdered, and Pippin spirals into pipeweed abuse.

Frodo sits in the corner, writing his emo novel about what's afoot.

Aragorn is at the center of a love triangle with Arwen and Éowyn, but they wind up with each other rather than with him because he's boring, even if hot. Elrond disapproves of everything

There's endless gaybaiting with Legolas and Dimli, with Dimli starting to overstep the rules of dwarven heterosexuality but they keep discovering bodies or nazgul or whatever right when they're about to get nasty

Samwise actually investigates the murder while others are preoccupied

oh yuck, I just had a dream mashing up my girlfriend with my abusive ex, intentionally infecting me with an undead parasite mutagen and then doing bad things while I was sick/transforming

fortunately I'm magic and healed rather than splitting into two undead monsters. all my problems could be solved with inner fire and, later, shooting flames from my hands. phew

I would get into this TARDIS with a Lady Doctor

#ACAB TARDIS (you can get a sticker at silversprocket.net)

https://witches.town/media/Zpy4gebzCRW9KJNfZrw

Welcome new witches!

Bienvenue y'all!

Conclusion: he was confused about what decade it was and used a pejorative for lowbrow pulp novels from forty years ago because he is a time-travelling asshole old man aka Doctor Who

tfw people try to make fun of you but you have no idea what they're getting at

an old dude was all judgy and snide about people reading "paperbacks"? like... because we can't afford hardcover? or are paperbacks all devoid of worthwhile content? I have no idea

domestic abuse

speaking as a survivor, it was handled really really well but the trailer didn't prepare me for it. fortunately I like unexpected feels but ymmv

today's thirty-second hobby: seeing how gross I can make my smile with black licorice jelly beans

verdict: not gross enough to use as a special effect in a tabletop RPG

don't be alarmed, my lesbian witch adelphes; you can still turn invisible even today

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(visible witch hat on invisible lesbian witch smiley)

#nonfiction

I was walking with wolves. The alpha was patrolling the perimeter of the pack's territory, sniffing things and marking the snow with the scent glands between his toes. As we circled back we howled a few times for the rest of the pack to join us

there were two tones in the "oo" part of the awoo, first high, then low. And not really a "w" sound

aOOOOOuuuuuu

^-- aka "spell for summoning wolves"

*misses my little pony fandom from 2013, when it was all love and friendship and amazing fanworks and there were no nazi bronies*

maybe I can just never sleep again!

ahahahahah
hha
aah
zzzzzzzzzzzz

and of course the reply leaves it uncertain, so I will go hide at home tonight

now I am saying I have a soft conflict and may not make it, in the hopes that they will say something that makes me feel like they want me there

why am I a mess

I have been invited to do a fun thing tonight but I am too anxious and insecure to go unless someone going or the host specifically says they want me to :(

it was a group invitation, obviously the host didn't want *me* there /jerkbrain