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It's been a zillion years since I ran a traditional RPG like D&D. I've been running story games with a lot more player input, and a focus on story, not simulation.

We're about to get started and my players are asking "How does X work? Who lives in this blank spot on the map? etc." and I'm like... why don't we wait and see what the story needs? Why make all that up in advance?

But it's fair to ask, too. They're making characters and want more to work with, while I want to define truths about the world to work well with their ideas.

I'm out of practice!

(yes, this is the game where furbolds and dracobolds used to get along and then mean dragons took over)

When I eat concord grapes my urine smells like fucking grape juice. It's the opposite of asparagus. I feel like a fucking unicorn shitting ice cream. Concord grapes are magical

@AliceinCrystalTokyo @Mawloc korrasami à la mode de Star Wars? Jedi Korra et Asami le pilote de X-Wing?

girlfriend to me: "you have the weirdest pregnancy nose!"

(not pregnant)

@gravezwave I will keep that in mind for my future murder needs!

*adds contact info to killodex*

@gravezwave I think you post on bodyguard and security job boards and say "all jobs considered" and that's code for "hire me to kill people"

I dunno how references work tho, seems hard.

Reference: Target 1
Recommendation: Am very dead, yes.

Reference: Client 2
Recommendation: Did my illegal murders very good

wait borbs and birbs are NOT the same thing

Once again, I can make delicious food, but I poisoned myself and/or made a mess

ate a deadly but delicious pizza!

also cocoa powder EVERYWHERE

not to mention the salad avalanche that buried me this morning

I am such a witch

@IrisKalmia @McMemeBot onoz it was mean! No lewds.....

@IrisKalmia @McMemeBot haha, lol great minds...

Require lewds 40s apart...

@McMemeBot !order 4 actually lewd

"Oh gods I'm covered in salad!"

Unexpected free time, but it's very easy to decide what to do with free time during the day: sleep until blessed darkness returns.

@geeceevee boooooooo well lmk when would work instead. Luv ya

@geeceevee okay, I'll text you around then and we can figure it out! <3

@geeceevee Oh! That will be so fun! Is 5pm tomorrow too late? If so, next week for sure!

@geeceevee you too friend! want to talk on the phone sometime soon?

@geeceevee Hugs friend! You are sexy, smart, and good-hearted and I'm sorry men are such garbage :(

Hug hug hug 💖