My kobolds steal parsnips from the market and pretend to be unicorns, chasing the those who don't have parsnip horns yet
The last kobold without a parsnip* has to carry all the tubers home to the warren
* For the last time, a radish does NOT count
@aprrrl what about a carrot
@kel yes bunnycorns are allowed but you have to hop
@aprrrl *giggles and bounces around while eating another carrot*
@Canageek @DialMforMara no, babies are not appropriate unicorn horns either!
I just like kobolds now thanks to mastodon and that day I started a kobold toot storm
It's not enough to just do crimes, it's also important to HAVE FUN little kobolds