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My kobolds steal parsnips from the market and pretend to be unicorns, chasing the those who don't have parsnip horns yet

The last kobold without a parsnip* has to carry all the tubers home to the warren

* For the last time, a radish does NOT count

It's not enough to just do crimes, it's also important to HAVE FUN little kobolds

@aprrrl *giggles and bounces around while eating another carrot*

@aprrrl is this at all related to Kobolds Ate my Baby? @Canageek is also wondering

@Canageek @DialMforMara no, babies are not appropriate unicorn horns either!

I just like kobolds now thanks to mastodon and that day I started a kobold toot storm