Me yesterday: Hmm, I'm kinda dizzy and tired and my head hurts but that's probably what I get for drinking too much last night

Me today: omg why am I dying this is the worst

... anyway, I caught an upper respiratory infection somewhere on my travels and didn't take care of myself enough to prevent it from turning into a fever and general despair. Sorry in advance to both @TipsyTentacle and @ansate if I infected either of you :(