sisyphean avalanche @amsomniac@witches.town

is santa a cryptid

🍎 Jailbreak your iphone and hack the OS

🤖 Root and flash your android phones with custom OSes you can play with

🖥 Flash your computer's bios to show ascii art on POST

🏳️‍🌈 Cover everything you own in stickers and patches

⚧ Hack your endocrine system. Steal genders or cobble your own together with spare parts

Own your stuff inside and out. Customize it to make a statement, reflect your identity, or just because you can. It belongs to you and no one else. Leave your mark on it. ✊

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@mismatched GREETINGS COMRADE LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THE SECRET GAY HANDSHAKE THAT CONVERTS STRAIGHT PEOPLE

snark linux: arch linux but all the documentation is gone and the wiki is full of sarcastic remarks about how bad you are at linux.

Liquidity is about to become 100% fucked in the market.

https://medium.com/@bitfinexed/tether-exchanges-how-to-avoid-getting-tethered-d02c6ae2c52c

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ME WANT ORB

PageRank is really just Larry Page swiping left or right on screenshots of web pages.

never not going to be entranced by snow falling ❄

You know what? Bragging isn't always so bad.

I've done good shit, and it's not arrogance to say I have.

It IS arrogance to ignore the bad shit I've done or to imply I'm superior over others.

You've all done good shit too!

@codl "when will you release a stable version of the religion"

(extremely tech startup voice) we are ending suffering by scalping domain names

Any Linux desktop devs I could, at least hypothetically, pay to write open-source software to my design specs?

I'm at least half serious. I'm good at writing design specs. I have a small but steady budget, and I *need* certain pieces of software.

Debugging takes focus-time, though, and I have maybe a handful of hours per week, and I still haven't established a healthy working relationship with a desktop dev environment.