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Trans, humanist, transhumanist. !amateur [CC-BY-SA] [ze-zem-zyr] amsomniac@{mastodon.mit.edu,SDF,quitter.no}
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=̡̨̪͈̩̭̳̮̙͓̻̩̪͍͔̂̒͊̃̀ͤ͒ͪ̀̏̎͑̉͒͗̈́͘̕͢.̶̧̢̫̘̰̭̃̐̈́̒ͧ̃͊̿ͬ͋̌̇͋̓́̔̈́ͧ̋͟͝ ͌͋̆͛҉̴̧̣̖̱̕.̖̭̳̭͉̟̮̦̰̮̼̤͇͇͎̬̻͉̇̾͐̽̒̉ͦ̕͘͝ͅ ̱̖̠̤̜̝͔̮̳̳̹͕̉̐́͛̄̌̂ͣ͋͋ͬ̓̈̀̀.̢̦͕̪͚̞͈̦̟̯͚̿̿ͯ͛͋̓̍ͦ͛ͯ̄̒ͣ̔̈͆̍̚̚͢ ̴̹̱̼͙̰̤͎̯̮͖̭̻̟̣ͨ̇͊̉̊̐̈͡͠͝ͅ.͑̆̑̈̏͏̷̵̖̺̥̺̫̰̰̕ ̸̶͙̺̜̩̦̠̹̣̝̳̖͈̏̈́ͮ̔̈́̓ͥ͛ͨͯ͐̋ͨͩ͗̃̿͜͝ͅͅ.̢ͮ̔͛͂ͭ̈̒̏̈́̽̄ͤͪ̕͏̡̟̺͖̤́ͅ ̶͔̹͈͚̦̰̝̲̒ͯ͒ͣ͐́̕͜͞.̡͆͐̆͊ͪ͂͋̓̃ͩ̈́ͣ̃ͭͫ̇̚͜͏͎̩̣ ̸̡̛̪̖̹̗͔̋ͭ̔̐͒̾̌̿͆̽̒ͦ̇͂͊͐̓̅̚͢.̢̈̄́̋̅̓̕͢҉̸̦̖̼̪̹ ̴ͣͤ͆̉̈̾ͯ͡͏̠̗͉͕.̢͕̗̘̤̝͇̬̫̳̈́̋̆̀͑̋̿͊ͬ̇̒̽̿̉̾ͭ̍͠͞ ̧̛̬̘̖̦̩͎͖͇͚͎͌ͮ́ͮ̎ͧ͑̃̏͐̏͜͝.̵͎̙̮̬̥̫͉̻̦̺̩̖͆̒̓͐͒̅ͬ̿̌̕͜ ̷͚͇̺̻͕͙̳̥̫̼͎͓̟͆̋̊ͪ̍̄ͥ͗ͮ̄̃̍͊̋̉͢.̮̣̫͙̻̫͓̿̐ͬ͑͑ͫͧͧ̀̔̈͒͐̔̅͠͝ ̶̉̌͆̐̅ͤ̏̀ͬ̾͌ͧ͋̔̏͊̚̚͟҉̥̘̳̫̳͕̬͉̭.͈̙͔̣̼̼̇̑̔͑͌̊͂ͨ̑͐̇͊̌́̚ ̢̛̋ͣ̈́͒̈̍̽ͣ͏̶̩̱̱̗̲͓͉̰̟͉̳̖̩.̸͍͔̰͇̯̺̩̘͚̤̋̑̿̑͑̈͒ͯ͊ͬ͑̇ͣ͘ ̰̩͚̖͖̠ͫͣͪ̏̽͆ͪ͗ͬ̓̅ͩͧ̾̅͘͡.͍̥̰̩̘̱̦̼̭͈ͪͪ̓̓̓ͨ͛ͯ͑̐̽ͬ͒ͬ̀͘͜͠ ̡̧̪̲̪̯̥͉̼̣͕̫̰ͫ͋ͬ̇̂̎͠͠.̛̒ͩ̌̓ͣ̀ͤͧ͑́ͭͯͫͯ̊̑̓̚͜͏̢͔̙̗̜̦͖̬̩́ͅ ̴ͮͯ̒ͧͬͧ̈̇̇̋̀́҉͚͍͍̬͘.̸̨̧͔̟̤̖̲͙͕̙̺̙̥̖͕̝̩͕̥ͭͥ̇̈́ ̡̦͕̳͓͒͋̃̽̂͑͌̑̄̂̈͌̀̔͗̚͘͟ͅ.̀ͯ́ͯ́̉͒ͨͦͣ͘͟͏̟̺̥̺ ̷̢͚̠͍̟̹̳̟̫̟͈̤͚͎̥̘̪̠̬͑͐͌̽͗̏͟͜͢ͅ.̴̷̛̮͎͉̱̜̳̬̰͖͕͔̈́̇̊ͪ̅͑ͥͨ̕ͅͅ ̧̨̣̗̤̯̙̙̲̞ͨ͋̈̌͆̄ͣ̎͑̄ͯ̈́̃̀̓.̶̷̸̢̹͚͎̣̤͎̟͔̝͔͙͂̓̔̾͛̊̾̔ͯ̀ͦ̉ ̙̜̤͉̻̹̞̫͕̪̍̏ͨ̅̒͢͝.̴̢̹̝͎̫̼͎̺͉̜͔̖̺̼̙ͮ̾ͬ͒̌̍̑̔ ̀ͣ̽͋ͨ̊̃ͯ̈҉҉̢͎̘͖̫͍̲͖̠͔̦͚͍̙̟͉̹̣͠.̧̲̞͖̼͉̗̭͖̤͖̼̞͚̘̳̱ͧ̇̍̐̆ͅ ̴̢ͧ̎ͤ͐͛͑҉̯̯̯͕͙̗̰͙̪̻̦͞.̨̗̲̜̮͚̲̺͒ͪ̿͡ ̸̵͉̪̦͔̤͈̺̫̤̗͔̣̖̲̭͎̩̮̪́͋̈̆͌̍̿ͯͩͮ̔ͩ̒ͭͫ͑̍̋̓͡.̡̢͕͔͙̦̟̪̼̝̺̦͚̰͎͓͎̒͗ͭͦ̀̋̅͜ ̧̛̝̜̥̺̩̣̱̦͉̯̮̩̳̬̬̗̠̅ͥ̇͋ͤͤ̔̄̆ͤ͠.̧̛̔͌̀̉̄̌͂̎̎̒͘҉̬̺̳̲̤̞̣̖̖̜͍̮̥̦̪̬̟ ͥ͋̂̐̄̆͌̽̓̎͑͐͆̚̚҉͍͎̠̥̣̖̝̞͎̤̤̦̀.͆ͥͮ̒ͬ͑͛͗ͪ̑̚҉̷̙̥̹̻̗̝̹̺͉͔́ ̷̢̗̬̰̬̯͕̙̠̟̫̍͑ͨ̅ͣ̄͆͑ͫ̂̎̓́ͪ͟͢͠.̵̭̝̮̼͈̗̥̱̅̃ͦ͊ͤ̋ͦ̅̔͒̂ͭ͢͟͟͢ ̵̷͍̩̙̠̩͉̗̪̹̲̘͔̘͎̀̿̔̒͛ͯ͊͊ͥ̆̎͗̋̽ͅ.̱̫̠̭̳͉̔̌̆͛̓ͬ̐́̚̕͢ ̨̤̖̦̠̺̪̹̦̭͒ͮ͊͛͒͛ͪ̓̒͌͗̍̋́̆͊͘͞.̷̊̉ͪ̆̒̏͋͊͋́͘҉̭̦̟̗̪͓͉̗͍̹̗̩̖͖ ͊͆ͩͮͭ͆͛͂͑̈͞͡҉̯̤̬̬̦̟͖̻̖̱̼̮.̡̨͕̹̩͉̥̯̼̬͔͙͍̺̪̥ͣͩ͒̇ͫͤͨ̈̀ͬͣͭ̀̕ ̴̧͉͎͇̦̫̜̠̗͉̲͖͓̠̈ͯ͒ͤͤ͛̈̏̉͒̂̚.͑̑ͬ̓̄ͧ̀͋̄ͫͮ͗ͦ͒͛̚҉̶̧͚̗͎̲͙̤̩͚͕͇͚̣́ͅ ͤ̓͂̉ͯͫͯ̓̿ͮͭ̂ͩ̈́̾̚̚҉̤͎̜͓͔͉̰͉̗̰̕.̶̛͓̞͚̦̺̼̖̊ͬ̔ͪ̉̎̊ͯ͆̓̈̀̕͝ ̶̸ͩͧ͑̊ͦ͑̓͋͒̐ͣͨ̃̊̓͋̊͛͏͎͔̖̪͇̪̘͉͔ͅ.̛ͭ̊̀̋̏ͮ̀̍̉͘͏̢͈̪͕̫͉̘̟̙͙ͅͅ ̴͎̼̦͇̏ͧ̋́͡͝.ͧ̇͑͆͋͒̓̃̌͛͆ͭ͏̵͚̘̭͍̼̘̰̪̞͍̬̝̪̥̼͈͍̻ͅ ̸̶̥̪̯̗͔̠̯̘̟͌̏̈̈ͨ̑͊͊͆̕͟͡.̷͓̭̱̭̜̭̼ͣ͆ͦ͑̏ͧ̍ͪ̿͢͠ ̶̴̶͎̳̜̙̥͕̻̭̥͕̠̗̐ͤ́ͮ̎͑̉́ͧͬ͢ͅ.̷̧̧̻̱͎̖̪̘̱̺͖̱͓̜͎ͧ̐͛̇͗̒̌̈́ͪ̾̀͝ͅ ̵̢̨̬͈͇̰̳̥̪̼͍̱͇͖̣͓̣ͬͫ͛̅ͫ̅ͪ͒͒͗̾̀ͦ̇̃̋̈́͞.̵̻̤̺̪̗̟͙̥̫̗̐͆̉ͩ͐ͧ͆ͪ̒̽̆̾ͨͫ̈́ͮ̀̚͜ͅ ̷̢̠͙̹̟͔̝̎̑̉.̵͈̥͍͔͇̱̖̖̤̞͕̜͉̼͓̬̇̒́͗͆ͬ̅ͬ̓́́͝ ̺̳͙̱̌ͭ̄̂ͭ̏̏̊̏̏ͧ͌̒͌̌̈ͩ̅͘͝͞.̸͉̼̞͍̺͚̪͚̖͔̮̠̀̓̀ͫ͆͑̾̅̅́͂͑͡ͅͅ ̷̛̹̞͕͇̻̺͌̄͒͂̽̀̂ͮͤ͗̌͛͠͞.͒ͩͫͣ̊҉̶̮̭̠̤̲̫̪͍̠͔̼̱͈̻̗̹̜̙͜͠ͅ ̴̡̛̰̯̗͍̹̫̗̓́̉̓͐ͥ̿́͟.͐̄̒̾̈̇̆ͪ͑͐ͨ̂ͪ͊̋̄ͫ̄ͭ͠͏̣̜̣̘̬̝͍̬̙͚̫̪͇͓̤̺̯̼̦́͝ ̷͓̹̺̯͉͕͉̰͙̥̱̹̞̲̻̼̳͎͊̐͒ͨ͐̓́.̒͐͐̉̒̌ͮ̉͢͡҉̱̥̰̝͝͡ ̧̛͖̟̩̙̞̣̥̥͚̼̺̟͛ͫ̀́̌́ͩ̉̚͘.̸̸̟̮̙̟̻̮̎ͫ̾̿̋̀ ̸̞̠̫̰̠͐̽ͧͩ̅̐̓ͫ̒͌̍ͮ̃͂̚̚͜͠.̶̧͈͓̮̯̒̐̔͛̽̉͗͡ ̴ͦ̌̇ͯ̅ͥ͆ͨͬ̏̅̏̈́̔̓̚̚̚͘҉̷̯͎̮̹͈̠̻͔̖̼̜͙̣̲ͅ.̷̛̥̖̫̰̻̲͍̹͈͈̯̣̺̖̠̥̖̄̾͂ͭͦͨ̌̕͢͠ͅ ̸͖̖̱̜͎̜͇͔̮͉͙̙̻̫̦̬̾͆ͮ́̾̈́͂̑͋ͧ́̚̕͜.̼̹̮̫̺͔̤͓͇̘͇̅͌ͤ̀͜ ̵̪̹̝̝̠̹̻͔̦͉͎̦͕̟̞ͯ͐ͥ͊̃̎.̢͉̠͇̩͎ͨͩ̀̐̃̈́ͮ̔̈ͫͧ̋̋̌̒͑ͤ̉͒͞ ̷̧͎͇͔͉̪̯̣̫̲̤̙͕̼͕͉̤̭͖̾ͤ̆̉͆̌.̳̺̦̘̖̱̱̝̥͎̊ͨ̍ͨ̐́̕ͅ ̎̋̓ͫ͊ͬͦ̐҉̵̲͈̳̹̮͙͚͓̺̲̭̺͉̲̖̟͙̖͘.̶̹͈̩̠ͭ̂̑̈ͩ͊̔̿ͨͯ͘͞͝͝ ̴̯̲̗̤̖̜̭̦̯͙͇̭̖̇̆̅́̌͊͗̎ͤͨ͜͠͠.̴̢̪̼͉̺̬̩̭͓̮̺̏̂̎̓ͧ̀͑ͦ̐̒̊̀̕͢ ͆̊̒̍̐̑͡͏̻̜̤̱͔͍͙̪̭̥̻̬̥̹̖̦͎ͅͅ.̷̶̨̗̟̪̭̗͓̖̺͎̬̫̦̣̥̻̯͗ͧ̓̾͆̉ͯͮͧͪ̓̀ͯ͑̾͐͝͠ ̴̸̡̛͍͕̣͓̻͙̞̼͕̤̞̙̞ͩͮͦͨ͂̓ͯ͋͆̋̋͌̚̕ͅ.̡̫̟̥̮̗̞̰̮̠͇͍͓̌ͤ̾́ͥ̽̋͐ͭ̅̃̕͜͡͠ͅ ̺̲̟̯̙͔ͭ̋̇̒ͦ͛̊̉͒̾̒͘͠.̸̙͉̥͍ͮͮ͌̾̋͌ͨͧ̎̊͋͌ͫ̂̌ͬ̚ ̲͈͇͍̮̗̮̰̺̟̖͓͓̫̯̭̜̭͍͒̏̓ͫͩ̓̀͘͜.̛̯̝͕̤̼͍͕͚͖̎ͣͦ͛̆̑̌ͧ͐̇͌̾ͮ́ͅ ̢̹̩̝̰͈̣͚͇͈͙̼͍̠͍͕̩̟̔̏ͣͤ͒ͬ̒ͦ̓̀́ͬ̌̀͆ͥ͟.̮̦̺̬̞̒͗͒̎ͮ͘ ̵̢̮̹͈̺͉͍͍̯̫̠̞̖̤̂ͯ̂͛̕͟.̢͕͕͈͇͕̪̦͈̲̜͕̲̯͑̅ͩ̈ͧ̔͌̉͂̒ͫͩ́̕ ̛̱͖̺̲̠͚̙̜̔ͬ̅̌̉ͧ͂ͬͫ̿ͭͪ͟.̡ͫ̓ͬͧͧ̓͗͗͐͋̐͏̗̹̪͖̞̞̦̖̜͎̻̟̻̲̩̮ͅ ̶͉̱͇̭̹̟̈̐̿ͯ̈́́ͧͧͦ͂̊ͥ̂̽̀̐͜͡͡.̓ͨͭͥ̕͟҉͕̝̞̦̬̖̳̭̗̭̺͇͚̗͢ ̶̢̨̝̬͙͇̠̑ͭͥ̀̾̆͛͑̚͢.̨̧̰̗̤̼̬̱̥̲͉ͥ̓̀ͤ̓ͩͫ̔ͩ͗ͩ̓̀͜͡ ̛̗̲͕̘̞̳͓͌͛ͤ͌̈ͩ͡.͚̯͕͉̤̰̩͓͚̠͖̠͙̺̮͊̾̂̾̂ͨ̂̿͊ͪ̚͟͠ͅ ͪͮͨͦͥͭ͌̑̾̈͆̔͛ͩ̕͜͞҉̣̗̟̩̬̭͖.̵̵̷̼̮̣̝̪̫͓͇ͤ̔̿ͦ̽ͧ͐̊͢ͅ ̴̷̛̜̮̪͓̯̙̬͈̭̗̥̬͓̏͂͐̄̋ͭͪͧ͊͋ͥͤͮ̓͑ͯͩͭͅ.̷̧̢̗̥͓̳͚͎̤͈̼̥̬͈̝͙͚ͫͧ̈ͥ̀ͥ̋̊̓͂̌́͊̏̄ ̷͇̣̫͔̩̺̖̺̠̯̑̈́̂͐̅̓̆̾͒̓̀̀̕ͅͅ.̸̨͕̜̰̘͔̟̟̖̜̠̠͇̳̻ͤ̌ͮ͒̋̽͋̿́̕ ͦ̾́̒̐̂͋ͥ̿ͥ͊͋ͦ̌ͥ̍҉̴̼̯͇̪̭̗̯̫̮̤̘̩̱̻͞.ͩ̾ͮ͆͐̐͏̶̼͈͍͇͙̺̱̮̹̭̰̗̤͢ ̽ͭ̔̉͐ͮ̐͆̄̐̾ͣ̂̒͗̽̋̏͢͞҉̩͇̹̬̱͔̻̹̰̮͔̻̣̺̫̩͓.̨̛̥͚͎̘̠̥͍͚̳͎͎͆̑̽͌ͫͅͅ ̵̜̤̫̯̣̼͚̹͕͇͂̎ͧ̇̇̐ͪ̽ͣ̿̊̔ͤ͘̕.̧̫͕̘̺̱͚ͣͨ͐͂͌̀͟͞͝ ̣͕̲͎͙̰̦͙̞͓̌̒̒̓͌̐ͥ͐̊̽ͥ̃͑ͭ̚͘͟͝.̸̨̢̠͉͍̥̰̥͔̯͕͇ͫͫ̎̀̚ ̃̈̓̅̉ͣ̍̈ͭ͋̐ͩͯ̽̓͡҉͔̟̠̫̦̞͔͙̱͚̤͍̦.̢͚̦̱͕͎̣̉̋̈͒ͪ̍͋̈ͩ̌ͣͥ̓ͤ̿̚͢ ̨̞̪̖̪̱͇̭ͣ̏ͭͧ̓͊͐ͧ͊ͪͦ́̚͡.̡̩̹̙̥̹̲͇̣͓́ͣ̋̓̊̊͌͆͐̇̉̓͑ͩ̂̑́́͟͝ ̮̳͉͍̹̠̲̥͚̲̳̘̂̓ͭ̋̊́͘͟.̴͕̤̲̬̬̙͔͓͍̱ͥ͐̎̽̂̍ͯ͑̐͋̋̌̀͜ ̧̗͖͎͕̗̮̜̎ͯ̓̔̿̂̚̕͜͢.ͤ͗ͣ̊̏ͧͩ͘͏̵͍̹̩͙̙̫̮̮̲̟ ̴̖̳̯̮̦͖̟͖̹̔̍ͪ̄̉̓̉̋̍̋ͮ̈̏͘͝ͅ.̱̪̘̝̜ͤͤ̍̓ͮ͒ͪ̋̄͛̅̏̊̍͊̃͘̕ ̧̺̰̝̥̓̊̂̍͗̎͝.̷͎͉͔̭̰̱̀ͬ̓̽͒ͫ̄͌̊͑̉ͯͪ̍ͫ̄́̚ ̬͍͖̤̩̱̳ͥͭ̒̐̀ͫ̊͐̅̑̉̈̄ͦ͒ͯ͗ͫ́.̶̔̑̆ͨ̾ͤ̒̿ͯ̇ͤ̕҉̬̳̫̳̤͓̼̥̤̗͈̜̰̞̗͔ ̵̵̜̻͉̘̰͂̆̿͋͊́.̶͕͍̼͔̗̪ͨ̏̂͑̓ͮ̍̌̈̂ͦͦͭͨ́ ͌ͨͭ͂ͪ͊͊̏̋ͪ͂ͯ̓̑҉̷̼͙̬͎̩̰͞.̻͉̦̬̩̦͎̘̺͚̫̬̹̾̑̉ͩ͛̇̅̀͟͠ͅͅ ̢̾̒̎̄҉͕͓̤̱̘͉̮̳̜́̕͠.̨͔̤͖̻̭̬͕̭̙͓͕̰̭͕̻̞͓̟̮̀̊̀̉ͫ̈̎ͮ͌ͮ̎͗̃̀ ̷̛̤͉̣̙͚̳̆̾͆͌͟͠.̵̡̼̭̯̤̗̲̲̲̞̒ͭͯ̉͋͢͠͝ ̧̧̛͕͓͓̦̼̟̣̲̮̥͓̰ͬ̋̂͠.̵̛̛͍͍̬͓͍̝̭̼͎̥̰̮̦̗͈̩͔͎̓̽̎ͭ̄̓ͬ͑͊ͭ̏͝ ̮͖̲͍̥̖̻̬̰͔͈̞̦͖̯̞̪͙̅ͮ͋ͦ̓̿̍̿̃̀̚͟͝ͅ.̨̢̫̻͓̲͔̖̣̟̫͙͚̺̠̠͈ͮ͐̀̂ͯ̓̓ͭ̊ͫ̿ͅ ̷̜̫̪̜͖̼̥̼̩̩͛ͩ̓ͦ̌̏ͧ̓̒ͤͭ̚͘͢.̤͖̩͈̮̖ͤ͂ͬ̔̈́̿̓̀ͪ́́̈́ͯ̌̿̓̋ͩ͘͢ Afficher plus
the MOON is my spaceplane; i shall not want
she maketh me to fall over in green pastures; she leadeth me to the waters she has disturbed through tidal forces
wobscale: the musical
Image from page 192 of "Annual report of the Fruit Growers' Association of Ontario, 1903" (1904)
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How many times can you mutter "come on, [hallowed institution], you're better than this" before facing the fact that empirically, they clearly aren't
currency is borrowed wealth
I miss tipsy 😔
Proof Of Funk
I don't write the scripts for this show, I just act in it
I wanna be your zerg queen
@iliana SDF.org the only place where you can NetBSD and Plan9 VPSes.
how I shift human body
blasphemy, Christianity (Catholicism), bread dicks, cannibalism, significant risk of literally dying of laughter Afficher plus
The best feature of the English language is Ominous Capitalization
mastodon experiencing intense meme drift
@amsomniac zeugmatons May not catch on; be loved.
@amsomniac fuck grammar; books. Zeugmas are your oysters.