sisyphean avalanche @amsomniac@witches.town
Trans, humanist, transhumanist. !amateur [CC-BY-SA] [ze-zem-zyr] amsomniac@{mastodon.mit.edu,SDF,quitter.no}
I'm gonna call it a zeugmaton
if you want to parse it as that I like fucking books
@prince_porcupine says https://witches.town/@amsomniac/99366836714997419 is grammatically incorrect-- it's a 2-word asyndeton, right?
the best part of any new security vulnerability is the game of telephone that gets played with its explanation
👍👍👍https://twitter.com/TheOnlyTrout/status/953763713042980864
RT @TheOnlyTrout@twitter.com This is interesting, via Gallifrey Base: Series 11 is being script edited entirely by women.
i just can't believe this platform exists
you all are good
we're winning
Website runs JS cryptocurrency miner to monetize site: "This is unethical!"
Website runs JS tracking software that violates your privacy in order to monetize using ad networks: "This is fine."
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Capitalism: Everything's for sale, so take what you can. Those who take the most get the happiest & most comfortable lives.
Communism: Nothing's for sale, so share what you can. Those who help each other most get the happiest & most comfortable lives.
DRM is malware
> The internet is not eternal. It may not last the rest of our lifetimes. It may be replaced. It may die.
^ This goes double for Google products. The thing you rely on could get Google-Reader-ed any day now.
Party tip: drink a glass of water for every glass of water you drink
Tech Hiring Afficher plus
Shower thought: if someone invented a graphics format called .jif, that would settle the pronunciation of .gif once and for all
tired: greenwich is where time is
wired: us-west is where time is
inspired: the moon is where time is
hackers can make your computer even worse??? hah.. unlikely
It's a nootropic from the dark web called Dragon Issues. Dude was pitchin' his startup for drones programmed to explain to kids why pets die, suddenly he's floatin' up to the ceiling in a drone powered hammock.
I'm so happy I subscribed to /r/cranes https://www.reddit.com/r/cranes/comments/7qu3ph/early_morning_crane/