That blood moon this morning was interesting, but all the monsters respawning before everyone's commute was pretty inconvenient
smol solace
smolace
Enjoy the fediverse my friend
But be warned
You must never tell anyone what text editor you use
Is your child texting about ed? Know the signs:
gtg: show lines containing "g"
kk: drop mark "k"
smh: remove the first "h"
stfu: remove the first "fu"
r ofl: read the file "ofl" in
w tf: write to "tf"
Self-care is not selfish. You cannot serve from an empty vessel. - Eleanor Brownn
Very Happy thatI subscribed to reddit.com/r/cranes tbh
this whole thing smacks of gender
Clicked "enable drm" firefox for the first time, feelin' nauseous
I have 128gb SD cards but my phone is at 32gb and has no removable storage
I guess google just expects people to use usb thumbdrives
is santa a cryptid
🍎 Jailbreak your iphone and hack the OS
🤖 Root and flash your android phones with custom OSes you can play with
🖥 Flash your computer's bios to show ascii art on POST
🏳️🌈 Cover everything you own in stickers and patches
⚧ Hack your endocrine system. Steal genders or cobble your own together with spare parts
Own your stuff inside and out. Customize it to make a statement, reflect your identity, or just because you can. It belongs to you and no one else. Leave your mark on it. ✊
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@mismatched GREETINGS COMRADE LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THE SECRET GAY HANDSHAKE THAT CONVERTS STRAIGHT PEOPLE
snark linux: arch linux but all the documentation is gone and the wiki is full of sarcastic remarks about how bad you are at linux.
Liquidity is about to become 100% fucked in the market.
https://medium.com/@bitfinexed/tether-exchanges-how-to-avoid-getting-tethered-d02c6ae2c52c
@007 @HereticSoul ORB IS A SOMETIMES FOOD