sisyphean avalanche @amsomniac@witches.town
Trans, humanist, transhumanist. !amateur [CC-BY-SA] [ze-zem-zyr] amsomniac@{mastodon.mit.edu,SDF,quitter.no}
rock hard same
tony hawks actually underground oh god please help him theres only so much air get a shovel
The new meme is saying you'll go to sleep and then not going to sleep, then telling everyone to go to sleep while still not going to sleep
We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things: Afficher plus
@amsomniac do i want to try going to that website?
@mallaidh biggerpackage4u.ru casual package delivery
i wonder what an anarchist postal service would look like 🤔
Selfie, eye contact Afficher plus
Okay, if you ever feel bad about having screwed up your programming, ask any programmer you really respect what their last bug was, and I guarantee it'll be a null check or an equals check accidentally flipped to not-equals. The more experienced you are in this business, the dumber the bugs seem to get.
Think about high fives. Like, think about that feeling you get behind your breastbone when you do a really good high five with someone you like. Sit with that feeling a second.
OK. Virtual high five, then, from me: You made it another day, another 24 hours. Another week. Wherever and whoever you were a week ago isn't where and who you are now. You're growing and changing and living life. And that's worth a high five.
✋🏻
@iliana new years is hard enough
Life hack: make your preferred outcome statistically favourable
@bgcarlisle @theartguy don't run away from your problems
make your problems run away from you
@theartguy No no
Accelerate your evaluator, or if possible, entire earth to 0.9 c
Need more time before a deadline?
Try this one weird trick: time dilation due to travel at relativistic speed!
@catoutofbed why do we assemble furniture rather than compiling it? 
what's the angriest number?
@a_breakin_glass rick and morty lemon lime ricky
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