Ambyrb @ambyrb@witches.town

Amusing children's book inverting the traditional tale. The Three Little Wolves and The Big Bad Pig. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/839077.The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig

https://glitch.social/media/hnFpGP26_z0ZPiExrG4 https://glitch.social/media/DvqogCm4eqPB8U-3wmk https://glitch.social/media/URIqVbw12dn9E2iEqn4

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hey you

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look at this old man
look at him
look at the wholesomeness https://glitch.social/media/ILAju1ML3AZZs0MhVIc

You know what? Why stop at a ball gag? For maximum comfort I should tie up my legs as well. A nice ladder with my purple cotton rope should suffice for comfort.

Although perhaps just a series of double columns would be better. Those are less effort and wouldn't come loose if I wanted to relax my legs a bit. Unless I tied the ladder off around my waist somehow... hmmm.

Decisions decisions.

Awoooo!

I find it absurd that we never learn to do our taxes but we're required to, taxes are very complicated with punishments if you fuck up, so we have to pay to get them done

If that isn't the scam of the century idk what is.

It is my honest and relatively-informed opinion that, as an adult, if you want to learn a second language, the best place to start is a formal classroom setting, especially if the professor is a native speaker of the language in question.

It sucks but we're not 3 anymore, we need to be TOLD the rules of new languages before we can try to absorb new vocabulary and all that.

Vero, tired: First million users free

Mastodon, wired: All millions users free

facebook: good
twitter: ok yeah
airbnb: makes sense
uber: uhhhhh
lyft: oh okay gotcha
yikyak: a little retro but sure
apple: well i know what an apple is
samsung galaxy: that's definitely a word
google pixel: uhhmm maybe phones are just bad at this
ello: uh
vero:

if you demonize the whole concept of veganism on the basis of a few fuckheads who abuse their pet by not feeding them appropriate nutrients for their metabolism just shut up

"yes but some vegans.." shut up shut the fuck up

The world needs a remake of maximum overdrive

like mastodon isn't NECESSARILY free but the difference is when you pay for mastodon you actually get something real out of it (a server/instance you can operate lol)

haikus? ... oh, you mean Minimum Viable Poems

Ah yes... chess... the hardest chess puzzle of all

when a cute soft girl tries to domme for the first time https://glitch.social/media/Afr-aoIPEg4e4DIW_d0

Boost if you're not afraid to have him on your timeline

I wrote a big chunk about the ethical production and consumption of problematic porn (with a focus on TGTF stuff) in response to a tumblr ask that I haven't posted yet. If anyone wants to (please) give me feedback, it's here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-k53pyWId59lGvY1Af7r_j0SJ0x7Lu3jXa1r6SfHXVs

https://niu.moe/media/8qiyrm35VYin1RkXKQg

A collective phone line to call if you ever get evicted by a landlord and suddenly the next day there's three queers forming a bunker commune in your front yard you are invited to

Wow I wish people would embrace Black Lives Matter the way they do these light complexioned teens who are also (rightfully) fighting for their lives. 🙃