Ambyrb @ambyrb@witches.town

cats that start purring as soon as you approach them, boost if you agree

"Our philosophy is about keeping things simple, minimal and usable" guess which one is wrong folks 🤷

idea: a leftist themed fast food joint called Progressive Burger, their featured item is the McWoke, it's a workers coop

Since I crossed my fingers so much to get this account here's an Art #unicorn https://mastodon.art/media/phFaMiQqoghY39tXnZY

"A couple hours" apparently means "sixteen"

Time for board games! https://cybre.space/media/8JMCK9oCiQs3KViGim8

https://glitch.social/media/UGH1Z_IbJjBg1-Z4XNs

https://cybre.space/media/0CmGsgYmvxrRs9bUyzg

#cats #cat #cute

his name is Spike and he has only a few behaviour modes: looking for food, eating food, panicking, being cute, fighting, cleaning

https://witches.town/media/OIpm_bOEQKe8NgGp2UA

....matrices! cuddly fluffy matrices! :3

tired: Singular Value Decomposition
wired: Plural Value Decomposition

If your internet is frozen please consider compiling gentoo on your rf dish until it thaws

https://instance.business/media/w14P2NFUGiURptEl9Jo

tired: the mile high club
wired: the 150 mile high club

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????: the cumulative 150 mile high club.

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also space tourism has made everything weirder and more awkward.

so now you all get to see the gif thar prompted all this
please enjoy
i spent hours figuring out how to best allow you all to see these birbs https://glitch.social/media/avqjGaa0hHYZ_jXv_0I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUMa0QkPzns

“I smoked the ✨plush berry✨ kelp and TFed into a gay toy otter” the Seattle Furry Story

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https://computerfairi.es/media/WYYalJxxgpij9ovcluI

Listen to a podcast about something that interests you that you haven’t yet explored.

Real High Plush Toys

know the difference:

satire: some centaur dude

satyr: french author

sartre: hahaha it's just a joke lighten up

free people vs. free enterprise
#latestagecapitalism