💫Alyx @alyx@witches.town

@fjthom sounds like a totally different type of wasteland than i'm accustomed to :(

"For a $10 ticket, kids and adult kids will get classic cartoons and an all-you-can-eat cereal bar."

the cool local theater (hopefully you never live in a town without at least one) has this saturday morning cartoon + unlimited cereal bar thing which tickled the carb-addicted part of my brain. i mean, i probably would never go, but it was fun to think about binging on garbage

but i continued reading and completely lost my carb boner

"Be advised, this is 21st-century Bay Area Saturday mornings, so don’t expect Sugar Bear on your cereal box. There will be Chex, Kashi and Cheerios, plus gluten-free and dairy-free options."

you fucking monsters

what the heck do the 3 major networks play on saturday mornings now if not cartoons / saved by the bell

USE BOX ON KID

] THERE IS NEITHER A BOX NOR A KID

FUCK

@srol quick, change the subject to minecraft

tired: sleepy people
wired: circuit boards i guess

@Skirmisher @chr jelly of all y'alls Actual Weather

@frostotron you and me both

the most unbelievable tech in black panther was that non-yellowed SNES

object clipping badly with world

bathroom stall graffiti at oakland's grand lake theater

@envgen mainly danger mouse

@envgen the beatles, bowie, rolling stones and danger mouse consumed all their coolness reserves for a few generations

@Triplefox blessed be *capitalist salute*

@tcql i do not see the terms "ink cartridges" or "printer" anywhere in that description

my purchases... inspired you? i'm truly touched! i'm so glad you find them inspirational. thank you so much!

you always hear about heroes who touch other people's lives for the better, but you never think, well, that could be me! i'm just... wow. thank you so much for saying. i'm really emotional here 😭 😭 😭