💫Alyx @alyx@witches.town

mother re-shared a GRAPHIC picture of a mouth tumor to warn those of us who might be tempted to use chewing tobacco, which the caption said caused it

wtfffffffff

my interest perked up for a second when i misread "bulgarian split squats" as "barbarian split squats"

@revenant

@revenant

just had my every-few-months thought, "wonder what new features landed in mastodon?"

my slow-butt prescription blue blockers order status just changed from Waiting for Lenses to Processing 👀

Hyadain's classic Street Fighter II fan song came on while i was driving somewhere and i couldn't help but grin like a fool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Jxa_9Zt9k

(the percussion is attack impact sounds from the SNES game)

commented on an amazon uk review and used the spelling "demonised" to better blend in 🕵️‍♀️

zelda botw quests so far

inventory: 🗡 🏹 🛡

lady: hey rando, go risk your fuckin' life by killing some shit on the beach
link: ok

[risks fuckin' life]

lady: oh, thanks i guess? here's 10 quarts of milk
link: ok

inventory: 🗡 🏹 🛡
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@gcupc hey, speak of the devil. good news:

https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/7rhlnl/tabgroups_the_tab_hiding_api_is_completed_and_it/

way sooner than i expected. there is also a fork of the upcoming replacement add-on that is already functional (i didn't test)

https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/7vdzqj/i_made_a_tab_groups_replacement/

zelda botw: ok, completed the world map yesterday, had some 3-heart adventures on the way. now to actually dig in?

heh, i remember i started wind waker by methodically mapping all 49 squares of the ocean map... and then promptly quit. hoping my attention sticks better this time!

@Skirmisher i still wasted most of the day fretting over it :)

more or less finished an article 15 hours before it's due

strongly suspect i have been kidnapped and replaced with a doppelganger so now administering various tests to verify my identity

some vital facts to know before we date

@ramona it's nice to hear you check in once in a while even if you're not super active otherwise lately.

@Sparrow same tbh. just the emotions would be pretty good

an earnest plea to those maniacs behind jurassic park

@starkatt "I mean, what were you born as?"

@noiob a fine job of summarizing why it sucks

in general it seems like customization isn't as popular as it used to be among mainstream app developers (to my chagrin)

my friend's drag name