💫Alyx @alyx@witches.town

#cutewitches #hairtunnel

The French... :croissant: :champagne: :french_bread: :flag_fr:

then in the evening it's back to learning ice skating (not at the Y). third week.

first week was rough, more so than it had to be cuz (we later noticed) one of the rental skate blades was bent like 10% off-axis. did not help. fell near the end (cuz i suck) and got some gnarly bruises that put the fear of ice into me.

last week went much better! i feel like i'm jinxing myself (in a bad way) if i get too self-confident for tomorrow though. the ice fuckin' hurts. :sob:

Tim Curry's Beauty in The Worst Witch 😍 💋
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7q34AVTnRM

legit one of my favorite movies 🎃 https://witches.town/media/TjMQeBHNIGl3sGVyJ4I

ok witches town, fuck it. direct action time. can we get some selfies goin' here? #cutewitches

butt-senpai noticed me!

"Did you bring your legs?"

"..."

"Alright, come up."

i haven't had mcdonald's in years but some dark part of me really wants to try the mcgangbang

update: someone bought the ruptured jean crotch dog tag
confession: i know her
but: i am still shocked :astonished:

she is now the founding member of the Rupture Corps, sworn to fight with distinction in the denim wars, wielding her twin handguns dolce & gabbana. gucci protect her.

yesterday, as i shared, the crotch of my beloved great ass-jeans ruptured. the photo i took resembled the rolling hills of windows xp.

i posted a fb picture, as one does, of how a framed print might look when displayed in a tasteful living room.

a friend asked, where can i buy prints? i think they thought they were being funny.

well. :sparkles:
http://www.cafepress.com/therupture

in the car today i noticed my best pair of magical, ass-enhancing jeans had ruptured 😱

only a matter of time until the growing rift makes them socially untenable

RIP my lovely jeans ⚰

https://witches.town/media/-azBK9S0ng9cxI-FnJs https://witches.town/media/xIb4aHHHhSR7FAwQlDs