💫Alyx @alyx@witches.town

oh wow the mermay tag on birdsite is 💯/💯

https://twitter.com/hashtag/mermay

the hairdresser made me gay ✨

seriously it's like a foot shorter. i can turn my head again. i shoulda done this years ago

#cutewitches

current wallpaper is a classic snatcher crt shot, rly good

here are a few others from that folder

good job boosting gay werewolf chicks today, keep it up! ✨

hey look there are MORE‼

http://manakdanak.tumblr.com/archive

at some point team rocket will blast off for the last time and we'll realize we should've appreciated them while they were still with us

RIP tbh

current gender

help i am asphyxiating

so this tumblr person manakdanak commissions various talented artists to draw the cutest fuckin' lesbian werewolf wuffs and i can't get enough, they are absurdly great

http://manakdanak.tumblr.com/archive

choosing just four for this toot was painful and blasphemous

watch out credit card fatcats i'm fleecin' ya like a ferengi

4 y.o. SSD BSODed again today, reminding me that it really, really needs RMAed. 5-year warranty ftw?

here is a picture of it literally on the way out. it booted again once i moved it, and now i'm using it like this because i'm terrified of being without a working PC for however long the dumb RMA takes

current mood

it is officially undies at home weather and i have like a foot of hair that needs to be gone. can't wait to chop it

roommate's coming home soon 😅

it's a day to remember when you learn you can make very tasty low-carb pizza largely out of cheese
https://www.ruled.me/low-carb-pepperoni-pizza/

or cauliflower and cheese (my fave)
https://www.popsugar.com/fitness/Low-Carb-Cauliflower-Crust-Pizza-Recipe-30739512

i always make this simple, tasty sauce
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/17319/exquisite-pizza-sauce/

if the dough is falling apart it might be too wet. add more almond flour to dry it up and add more mass. i usually have to to make the above recipes work to my liking

i did something new this time and shredded most of the pepperoni; it was too hard to thin-slice. worked great.

🐧 💢

...unicron?

a few days before this the light part was a really striking pink i'd never noticed before, at least not in such a large patch. it's not really a thing of mine but i guess bruises are nifty sometimes

good work, contusion!

not my jacket, i was just keeping it warm ✨

#cutewitches

while attempting to catch an errant tennis ball i very precisely placed my foot into the courts' only patch of mud, measuring a scant 12 by 8 inches and located 15 feet behind the baseline. as i attempted to put weight on my extremely lucky, super-precise foot i did a beautiful pirouette and crashed down onto my hapless hip 💥

played tennis, got an ice-skating injury. achievement unlocked 🏆

@Merdi
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yesterday i noticed that fatal fury's duck king turned 50 in february. dude's still punk af tho

someone with more gumption should make a tumblr where all the entries are just birthday notices for all the 1990s fighting game characters who have canon birth dates

i think it's hilarious/rad that early fighting games did this, due to the potential for this shit seeming dated 25 years into future franchises the devs probably never anticipated existing

chun-li is 49. dhalsim is 64 :O

p.s. this october 1st we will also celebrate the 20th anniv of Crystalis' The END DAY. congrats to us all for surviving it 🍷

surprising no one. mastodon hivemind in action.

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