My 3 year old boy was angrily convinced I'd called him "Egg Dude" this morning (I hadn't).
This is now literally the only thing I want to call him forever.
@pixelguff i swear i've never called you egg dad before 30 seconds ago
@alyx Well that's my new masto-name!
@pixelguff ugh, egg dad jokes
@alyx Well that's my new masto-name!