me: starts working on a pretty tedious task that's gonna take all day, if i concentrate and push through

me, 10 mins later: WHAT IF I SHITPOST RIGHT NOW INSTEAD

@tcql what if... *starry eyes*

@alyx what if...

IT WAS MY JOB TO SHITPOST INSTEAD

@tcql @alyx

What if a bot could shitpost more effectively than you can

@Christian @tcql john henry for the 21st century taking shape here

@alyx @Christian FUCK ROBOTS TAKING MY JORB

@Christian @alyx oh wait nvmd it's all part of the silicon valley AI hypemachine

@tcql @alyx

What if an AI could hype the AI hypemachine more effectively than humans 🤔

@Christian @alyx

btw, this tedious task i'm supposed to doing is hand checking the output of a neural network so JOKES ON ME I GUESS

@tcql @Christian there's probably an app for that

@alyx @tcql

2009 called, they want their slogan back

@Christian @alyx

dude
ur gettin' a dell