me: starts working on a pretty tedious task that's gonna take all day, if i concentrate and push through
me, 10 mins later: WHAT IF I SHITPOST RIGHT NOW INSTEAD
@tcql what if... *starry eyes*
@alyx what if...
IT WAS MY JOB TO SHITPOST INSTEAD
@Christian @tcql john henry for the 21st century taking shape here
@alyx @Christian FUCK ROBOTS TAKING MY JORB
@Christian @alyx oh wait nvmd it's all part of the silicon valley AI hypemachine
@tcql @Christian there's probably an app for that
@tcql @Christian oh i was just joking
JOKES ON ME NOW
@Christian @tcql @alyx
joke me once, jokes on you
joke me twice, can't get joked again
Joke once: Joke.
Joke twice: Joke Joke.
...
Joke eighty-four times: Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke.
dude
ur gettin' a dell
@Christian @tcql jesus christ that junkie has an entire fuckin' crate of it
@Christian @tcql have i dated myself
@alyx @Christian there is but it just is /other humans/ checking things on demand for you and getting paid what amounts to tiny amounts because of currency exchange rates ๐