**j'heck** @envgen@mastodon.social · 15 jan. 2018, 07:54

**j'heck** @envgen@mastodon.social · 15 jan. 2018, 07:54

look at this jacket

i cant buy it tho cos it's probably too small for me and it wont make me look like the person in the photo*

*i often make this mistake when i buy clothes online

**💫Alyx** @alyx · 15 jan. 2018, 07:56

**💫Alyx** @alyx · 15 jan. 2018, 07:56

@envgen this is my go-to when i need camouflage inside giant vats of spinach-flaked pancake batter

**Sparrow 🐦** @Sparrow@awoo.space · 15 jan. 2018, 07:58

**Sparrow 🐦** @Sparrow@awoo.space · 15 jan. 2018, 07:58

Why is your pancake batter yellow

**💫Alyx** @alyx · 15 jan. 2018, 07:58

**💫Alyx** @alyx · 15 jan. 2018, 07:58

**j'heck** @envgen@mastodon.social · 15 jan. 2018, 07:59

**j'heck** @envgen@mastodon.social · 15 jan. 2018, 07:59

@alyx @Sparrow if i didn't know what scurvy was i'd presume it meant "cool" or "groovy"

**💫Alyx** @alyx · 2018-01-15T08:00:58Z

💫Alyx @alyx

@envgen @Sparrow yeah, true. maybe scurvy's due for a reassessment. english is a living language (it doesn't have scurvy)

**Sparrow 🐦** @Sparrow@awoo.space · 15 jan. 2018, 08:05

**Sparrow 🐦** @Sparrow@awoo.space · 15 jan. 2018, 08:05

Yet