what is your favorite wizard joke
(trying to impress a girl)
@alyx
Hmm, if we're allowed graphical media, perhaps an image of a wizard at a computer, subtitled
"The wizard will now install your software"?
@crazylemon oh wow that's great!! she's gonna love it! 😍
@alyx
alternatively in a similar vein,
https://mastodon.host/media/-MLxYi55YyvWhwSNA3A
@crazylemon i think we better keep it positive for a first date!
@alyx
if you want one that works better in text/vocal conversation, perhaps you could try:
"What is the most powerful reptilian magician in the land called?
The arch-lizard!"
@alyx
and if the category of "wizard" is broadened to general magical disciplines, you could have:
"What is a thaumaturge that specializes in feline manipulation called?
A neko-mancer!"
@crazylemon i am reliably informed that this is a wizard-only date, thank you though