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what is your favorite wizard joke

(trying to impress a girl)

@alyx
What do wizards stop for on the motorway ?
Witchhikers !

What do you call a wizard that comes from outer space?
A flying sorcerer!

What happened when the wizard turned a little boy into a hare?
The boy is still rabbiting on about it!

What held together the Wizard’s magic book?
The Spell binding!

What kind of wizards really love pie?
Pyromancers!

What are popular names for a wizard’s babies?
Al Chemy for Boys and Necro-Nancy for girls!

Why did the wizard start up a company?
He has plenty of staff!

💫Alyx @alyx

@BadWrongFun i'm sorry but i have fact-checked these and every single one is false :(

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