@crazylemon i think we better keep it positive for a first date!

@alyx
if you want one that works better in text/vocal conversation, perhaps you could try:
"What is the most powerful reptilian magician in the land called?

The arch-lizard!"

@alyx
and if the category of "wizard" is broadened to general magical disciplines, you could have:
"What is a thaumaturge that specializes in feline manipulation called?

A neko-mancer!"

@crazylemon i am reliably informed that this is a wizard-only date, thank you though