i reject the very notion of secret santas because there should be no need for santas to hide their true selves from a just society

so, bust outta that fabergé egg, no need to play coy around me. stop by my house tonight and you'll find a delicious glass of identity-affirming milk and a plate full of homecooked santa pronouns you can try on for size ♥

p.s. - i want a switch, preferably with zelda