i reject the very notion of secret santas because there should be no need for santas to hide their true selves from a just society
so, bust outta that fabergé egg, no need to play coy around me. stop by my house tonight and you'll find a delicious glass of identity-affirming milk and a plate full of homecooked santa pronouns you can try on for size ♥
p.s. - i want a switch, preferably with zelda
@alyx plot twist: santa is a switch
@alyx secret santas are only secret until they give you the thing and then they reveal themselves. it's a misnomer i know