yo i just got back from whole foods and had one hell of a shock.

i was looking for some kraft slices and like literally half the cheese section was MOLDY AS FUCK. i literally gagged and grasped for a gasmask as i was hit with flashbacks from the last of us

don't click that photo, i'm warning you

i got my squares (kraft product is impervious to all living things) but you can bet i'll be buyin my fair trade count chocula and shit somewhere that's not crawling with goddamn spores

jesus fuck.