doing some reading about health
@alyx ohshi i am addicted to cat and dog
@tcql you have a nano chip on your body
@alyx @theZacAttacks wow, people must have been super healthy before Ada Lovelace came along
@kel @theZacAttacks yeah, typhoid ada
@alyx @kel @theZacAttacks To be fair, Kel, "computer" as a word meaning simply "one who calculates" goes back to the 17th century if not before.
@alyx I want to be addicted to cat and dog and have a nano chip on my body
@Mycroft first you have a nano chip on your body, then you are addicted to cat and dog
that is the process
@alyx does this person know his truck was made with computers, and the particleboard, and the paint
@alyx š ±ENEREAL DISEASE
@alyx this van seems to know what it talks about
@Efi yeah seems legit
planning to cite it in my next med journal paper
@alyx is that baymax
@pnathan trucks mostly
@alyx I mean what city/state is this truck in?
I know there's a weird racist one down near Portland, OR.
@pnathan i stole that photo from the internet, so can't say
@alyx hahaha ok
there are some grade a dumbthoughts out there. >.<
@pnathan here is the possible original but i couldn't trace it back to reddit or anything https://imgur.com/U8dD98M
@pnathan you might enjoy the antics of one of the bay area's famous locals
https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=san+francisco+frank+chu
@alyx Do you think it's safe to google the cure to any of these diseases, or is that just what computer wants me to do?
@cute_weeds you have a nano chip on your body so i don't see how things could get much worse
@alyx This seems reasonable, I mean it's 2017, do you expect The Conspiracy to be still creating diseases with quill pens and India ink
Only the super-expensive designer brand diseases get that.
@alyx Is this the Rosetta Stone which we have heard so much about?
@alyx something something OK Computer? š¤