alex jones was in seattle being alex jones and someone doused him in coffee. after coffee guy leaves jones remarks
"if you look at that guy, we was physically grotesque... he was physically soul-sucked."

PHYSICALLY SOUL-SUCKED made me lol

(soul-cucked would be pretty funny too)

https://www.mediaite.com/online/watch-alex-jones-get-soaked-in-coffee-as-he-yells-at-pedestrians-in-seattle/amp/