**💫Alyx** @alyx · 2017-04-08T14:47:44Z

💫Alyx @alyx

cw: my crotch being commercially exploited :flushed: Afficher plus

yesterday, as i shared, the crotch of my beloved great ass-jeans ruptured. the photo i took resembled the rolling hills of windows xp.

i posted a fb picture, as one does, of how a framed print might look when displayed in a tasteful living room.

a friend asked, where can i buy prints? i think they thought they were being funny.

well. :sparkles:
http://www.cafepress.com/therupture

08 avr. 2017, 14:47 · 0 · 3

**💫Alyx** @alyx · 09 avr. 2017, 02:27

**💫Alyx** @alyx · 09 avr. 2017, 02:27

09 avr. 2017, 02:27

💫Alyx @alyx

cw: my crotch being commercially exploited :flushed: Afficher plus

update: someone bought the ruptured jean crotch dog tag
confession: i know her
but: i am still shocked :astonished:

she is now the founding member of the Rupture Corps, sworn to fight with distinction in the denim wars, wielding her twin handguns dolce & gabbana. gucci protect her.

**ruth[gone to the shop --> ]** @ruth · 09 avr. 2017, 02:34

**ruth[gone to the shop --> ]** @ruth · 09 avr. 2017, 02:34

09 avr. 2017, 02:34

ruth[gone to the shop --> ] @ruth

cw: my crotch being commercially exploited 😳 Afficher plus

@alyx I spend time repairing my own jean crotches to extend a few months so i feel a strain of kinship with this tag

**💫Alyx** @alyx · 09 avr. 2017, 03:08

**💫Alyx** @alyx · 09 avr. 2017, 03:08

09 avr. 2017, 03:08

💫Alyx @alyx

cw: my crotch being commercially exploited 😳 Afficher plus

@ruth i've been dragging around a friend's sewing machine for the better part of a decade but still haven't learned how to use it :/

had someone patch a prior pair (butt rupture) but it didn't last too long

another witch suggested making jorts

... they'd be very short jorts! :flushed: