allianora 💖✨ @allianora@witches.town

about to watch The Fifth Element on the big screen for the first time in 20 years. 😭
https://witches.town/media/sE0LDHbuFVZDdSTZETY

@SuzanEraslan yeah, no, you wanna open that mouth. it's really better for everyone involved if you just treat the cat like a bag of meat and go for it.

@SuzanEraslan wrap that bitch up in a towel. use your thumb and index finger to pry open mouth AT THE CORNERS OF THE MOUTH and squirt dat shit in dere. close mouth with hand, confidently (hesitance will cause blood)! release cat and congratulate each other on successful Kitty Torture™.

@dragonluvr89 sky high!

me: 25 what on my what?
c: 25 lighters on my dresser.
me: what does that mean?
c: I don't know.
me: rap. 🙄

here's a digital photo of the print I made of the digital photo I took and then printed in the darkroom by using the photo on my iphone as the negative. it's all very complicated.
https://witches.town/media/hHMZVn23EXtUyToqSvQ

improving my selfie game at the iPhone photo workshop, which is what photography is really all about if we're being honest. 📱
https://witches.town/media/AisyEgZL9IflXU2Som4
https://witches.town/media/_TRLaus7xO12_nHGY2g

good mmmorning, witches! this afternoon, I'm attending a workshop about mobile phone photography, which sounds stupid but I don't care. our newly opened community darkroom is hosting it and I'm excited.

@SuzanEraslan it was like a David O. Russell-level rant.

@SuzanEraslan he's generally an asshole, but while I was there making an apt and leaving a deposit, he got in an altercation with another employee on the sidewalk in front of the shop. about 6 inches from me on the other side of the door. and he was screaming at this other employee, "you watch your fucking mouth when you talk to me, you little shit!" it was awful.

I'm cranky. I don't know why. and I'm eating my feelings.

I ended up not grading papers and watched It Follows again instead. I've decided I'm going to use it in the classroom next year. 😅

I get emotional every time he says, "Females are strong as hell." sometimes I even weep a little.

@vjgoh @GinnyMcQueen I think it's normal that if you're not on the same instance, you won't see EVerything the other person posts in your various feeds.

I've got to grade at home tonite. 😭😭😭
I've had my students' short stories since February and oh, my god, I need a beer before I can attempt to tackle these.

@vjgoh this is my thinking, but that's a lot of time to sit and be touched by someone whose attitude and behavior repels me. I'm still mulling it over.

@GinnyMcQueen coincidentally, I am currently watching the British Office, which started that trend.